Hodag Cock Smoker

when someone cheats on your girl, steals your fireworks, liquor, cigarettes, or disrespects you in any form.

"What the fuck is that hodag cock smoker doing? I saw him slash my tires after he drove his car through my fence. Maybe he should get his own woman."

by Firework Master February 11, 2009

non-smoker

Someobdy who doesn't smoke cigarettes. Straight-edge, health nut, or just regular people. Can be annoying for smokers as they hack and cough and complain when someone lights a cigarette within 100 feet.

As we all know, non-smokers are not cool, because they do not smoke. They say smoking causes wrinkles, well so does being a fucking nazi bitch!

by CHOLOX3ESE April 21, 2007

healthy smoker

a person who goes for a walk while on a smoke break, a smalker

Chuck is such a healthy smoker, he must walk 10 miles while smoking a pack of cigarettes a day.

by oginide December 1, 2007

Social Smoker

Someone who smokes on occasions or on the weekends at parties because everyone else around them is smoking.
OR
Could be someone who likes to take pictures smoking just so they can post it on facebook so people think they actually smoke.

Brandon: ''I have a picture up on facebook with me holding some marlboros''

Heather: ''You smoke?''

Brandon: ''Only on the weekends like at parties and stuff...Im like a social smoker!''

Heather: ''wow.''

by 2manybjs February 27, 2011

cock smoker

(n.) - One who smokes the cock; a douchebag; a faggot; a homo.

Sam: Sorry man, I forgot to bring the beer.
Tom: You fucking cock smoker.

by emery73 August 3, 2007

filthy smoker

A person who has no respect and thinks they could smoke anytime, anywhere and stink up the good healthy air for decent people and pollute the air with their filth. They are addicted to cigarettes and think cigarettes are good for them. They want to encourage teens and youth and other people to start smoking. They complain about cigarette prices too much. These people are usually chain smokers who continue to smoke daily. You often see these people when your driving when your behind some idiot, that person flicks his lit cigarette out the window and littering. When I see that, I just want to run him into a goddamn utility pole!

My aunt is a filthy smoker and continues to stink up the air of her house

by tatomuck1 November 5, 2008

bone smoker

One who plays for the other team, i.e. a homosexual; esp. one who enjoys the pleasure of male-on-male oral satisfaction

Do you think that man in leather kissing the man in the chaps is a bonesmoker?

by Shit Brick July 2, 2003