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Blood Snot Smoothie

A strawberry smoothie. Usually you can see small red chunks that resemble blood snot boogers.
I ordered a blood snot smoothie because I love strawberries so so much!!!
by ZuntleCapacitorWavelength September 22, 2013
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Coconut Lemonade Smoothie

When a person (usually a man) busts a nut and urinates at the same time creating a smoothie like consistency.
Carl: "Damnit Jim I'm about to BUST!"
Jim: "What flavor will it be this time?"
Carl: "It's going to be a Coconut Lemonade Smoothie!"
by CaptainNibs January 24, 2021
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shmoothie

The awesome mix and perfect blend of a smoothie and shake in one.
The boy gladly spent $5 for his shmoothie and enjoyed it.
by Boodada June 28, 2008
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Smoothed Together

Verb, Adverb, Noun. Smoothd tuh-geth -er , First known origin was the DC area before being used in Wayne County Michigan.

1. The absence of movement or life.
2. A Peace or Calm after a slow or sudden event.
3. When Something, Someone, event, or plan works with ease.
-That punch connected bro. He got smoothed together in the third round!

-Person 1 What happened to her at the party, too many drinks?

-Person 2 "Idk, but she got smoothed together! She couldn't stand!"

-Homicides went up in the city. Cats are getting smoothed together.

-Person 1 What's the plan later, do we have tickets?

-Person 2 "Already got tickets! We smoothed together!"
by DontBeThatGuy January 4, 2013
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Scootchin

Our dog “Annie” was Scootchin across the living room due to the Covid19 shortages.
by Todfather March 26, 2020
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Scoochie

"Scoochie" is an adlib used by Gucci Mane in most of his songs that makes it sounds someone's always in his way when he's recording songs, asking them to scooch over or move over.
Gucci Mane: "damn this girl always in my way! SCOOCHIE!"
by latrelljennings February 21, 2021
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pooper smoocher

1. A person who kisses up to others in order to be liked and befriended.
2. Someone who praises others when it is undeserved... lying and telling people whatever it is that they think that others would like to hear in order to gain their trust and friendship.
poo-purr-smoo-chur pooper smoocher
1. If there were trophies given out for being butt kissers, hers would have #1 pooper smoocher engraved on it.
2. He has to be pretty desperate to be that much of a pooper smoocher.
by Vegas Bitch aka shugahhh February 4, 2010
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