Smear Merchants

"Directing hate because they can't deliver on their politics." Beautiful! Absolutely beautiful!
Hym "That's correct! That is exactly what you are! You are completely capable of understanding what this is. And WHO is incapable of delivering on their politics? Did you take all of the billionaires money? Is healthcare free? You are obfuscating the degree to which my grievance is legitimate and refusing to talk about it to deny me my recourse."

A retard (who fucks) "He should have to regret threatening my kids!"

Hym "I don't. I actually can't wait for them to die. The second (and I mean the very instant) your kids die... You will see EXACTLY how right I am. You put the lives of your children in the hands of 'smear merchants' who are acting in bad faith and they are doing the exact opposite of what they should have done. Up to 20% of all schizophrenia patients. It's just gaslighting for the explicit purpose of ruining my life. I don't care that I threatened your kids NOR DO I HAVE TO. You do not have the right to do this to people in the name of your kids and NOW it's just going to have to be someone else's kids. This did nothing to protect the one and you'll do nothing to protect the other. It doesn't matter what the data says. The data doesn't decide whether or not your kids die. Do yourself a favor and stop ASKING these YouTube smear merchants."
by Hym Iam January 09, 2025
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Rona-Smear

Having your nussy swabbed like a pap-smear to test for Covid-19.
Going in for my fourth Rona-smear. Maybe they'll find the cheerio I left there in 1981.
by Nenegade January 19, 2021
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pop-n-smear

the act of popping pimples or blackheads, and then proceed to smear it on a wall or mirror.
louis's mom: what are all these things all over the wall?
louis: relax mom, i pulled a pop-n-smear.
by aamandakocsiss January 25, 2020
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Pap smear

(1) A public sullying of an innocent dude's name/reputation by falsely claiming that he is the father of your love-baby.
(2) A drop of blood or a cheek-swabbing that's applied to a glass lab-specimen-slide in preparation for a paternity-test. Often a follow-up action that's prompted by Definition #1.
A sneaky new way for a crooked doctor to generate extra income during "slow periods of business" is to solicit one or more local unwed mothers to involve a fairly-well-off bachelor in a Pap smear, so that said unfortunate dude will be obliged to hire said doctor to perform a paternity-test to clear his name.
by QuacksO June 30, 2018
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Pap smear

The Papanicolaou test is a method of cervical screening used to detect potentially precancerous and cancerous processes in the cervix. Abnormal findings are often followed up by more sensitive diagnostic procedures and if warranted, interventions that aim to prevent progression to cervical cance
Jane had to get a Pap smear when she was at the gynecologist
by Heyitsj000 April 09, 2019
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Universal Smear

an insult that can be used to define someone so useless, so boring, and such a waste of sperm that they can be considered a mere smear on the fabric of reality.
Person 1: wow fortnite is so much better than minecraft!

Person 2: You universal Smear.
by thingmaker February 17, 2022
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fudge smears

An alternative phrase for fecal matter lines in your underwear. Fudge smears occur around the corner from where lemonade is made. Usually caused from truly dedicated individuals diving deep to get that itch, cutting one off too soon, or misjudging the TTB ( time to bathroom).

Alternative use: the result of a Roomba pushing your dog's droppings across the floor.
These fudge smears are disgusting! I am not washing these. There is not enough bleach in the world...
by Oscar Leadbetter May 27, 2017
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