slump

To be completely out of energy or just feeling done with the day/week etc.
To relax and procrastinate all work.

"Man im done with this week, I just wanna slump"

by HiImChad April 4, 2015

Slump doggy

Master of putting there partner to sleep after a 2+ hour session of doggy style.

I am a Slump Doggy 🐕.

by Slump Doggy September 16, 2021

slump

Shitty Living Under Massive Pressure

i was in a slump for so long, it took a while to get readjusted back to life.

by al boof February 3, 2019

Dirt sauce slump

When a person drinks too much alcohol or smokes too much weed and can not stand on their own.

One who is down for the count as they say.

Get Jerome out of the bar man, he’s dirt sauce slumped!

by Dirtsauceslump October 15, 2019

slump jump

The act of, when one allows the reality of the economy sucking to begin them on a downward spiral of pithy neglect and manic introversion, jumping from a tall structure--but not the Statue of Liberty--to their inevitable death. For what Billy Zane did at the end of "Titanic" when the stock market crashed, see: Slump shot.

As my mama used to say, "When the goin' gets tough, the weak get jumpin'".

Me: Jesus, boy, what happened to TIMOTHY. I HAVEN'T HEARD FROM HIM IN DAYYYSSSS

Jesus: Oh, he slump jump. He is in Hevan now wtigh meee.

by Regis Bungalow September 29, 2009

Slumped

(Slumped) ; Asleep, Knocked Out, Or, High.

Jason got slumped by Michel.
Kelly and Heaven Are In the room, slumped.
Diego came home slumped .

by 3y3s0nth314nd0nly__Gen4 November 8, 2023

Slump

When you're high AF and can barely open your eyes and melting into the couch

"He's all slump from just 2 hits of the kind bud"

by Papa Ski March 26, 2016