Slumpus dumpus

When you take a dump and the shit is so big that it sticks out of the toilet and slumps over.

"I just took a huge shit and it was a slumpus dumpus." -John

by Dingle cheese June 30, 2016

Slumy

It's the combination of Slut and Slimy. It means "Slimy Slut"

Lidia is Slumy AF.

by GrumpyKitten October 2, 2018

Slumpethed

The old English form of slumped.

Caitlin was slumpethed after a long day of bullshit.

by Litteral Human Garbage April 30, 2019

Slump Season

Slump season is a stage of minimal consciousness in one's day. Slump season is the name for the final minutes of one's day where their social battery and brain power are at an all-time low. Words are slurred, sentences are meaningless or even gibberish. Those in a stage of "Slump" could be mistaken as high or mentally disabled, and should not indulge in any activities requiring consciousness or intelligence (driving, writing a test, cooking food, etc.). Victims of "Slump Season" will often mimic the tonality and language of "Minions". Individuals in a stage of 100% Slump will completely open up and become engrossed in themes of sexuality and sensuality, snuggling and cuddling, and music/song dialogue.

Bradley: "oooooh bob, bob! I'm so snuggly and cuddly right now. uhhhhhh gawwwwd I feel so sensual and loose...
Person 1: "Yo, why does Bradley sound brain dead? He won't stop mimicking the minions and talking about "snuggling"
Person 2: Oh, this happens every single night before he goes to bed. He's in Slump Season. His Slump level must be between 95 and 100% .

by JimmerTheGod September 26, 2022

Slump

The act of sleeping.

"D*** he is slump already"
"I'm tryna be slump"
"I'm tired I'm bout to be slump"

by john doe....r July 22, 2016

slumber party hangover

When having a sleepover you stay up all night, and the next day you are extremely exhusted and lathergic.

Winston: You look like a zombie, what time did you fall asleep?
Oscar: James was over last night and we didnt get to bed to 5.
Winston: You might want to get some sleep.
Oscar: Yea I know, it's from the slumber party hangover.

by Nichkolas January 11, 2008

Slump slump

A hoe that's down to suck dick

Damn nigga I cain't wait to be off work I got a slump slump comin by my spot

by Psykrates July 23, 2018