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Shortstack
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• SORTS
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It defines that some has a skinny/scrawny or small in posture with a skeleton like appearance it’s normally used as a insult or a bad thing
Example
Jakob: I think that the space under the fridge could fit kaines shortskelass
John: I think his shortskelass could be played as a xylophone.
Derek “I believe my shortskelass could go beat that limbo record
:that’s the none insult version ^
Jakob: I think that the space under the fridge could fit kaines shortskelass
John: I think his shortskelass could be played as a xylophone.
Derek “I believe my shortskelass could go beat that limbo record
:that’s the none insult version ^
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Just slip you hand into Cletis' Jargo Shorts and pull out another shell fast, I need to drop this 9-point buck.
by McSquizit June 30, 2008
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Person: “Hey, what’s up?”
Shorts Kid: *looking at phone* OMG HAHA SPINNING CHIP MEME *T-poses* 1 2 BUCKLE MY SHOEEEE 3 4 BUCKLE SOME MORE-
Person: Ugh, he is such a YouTube Shorts Kid.
Shorts Kid: *looking at phone* OMG HAHA SPINNING CHIP MEME *T-poses* 1 2 BUCKLE MY SHOEEEE 3 4 BUCKLE SOME MORE-
Person: Ugh, he is such a YouTube Shorts Kid.
by Alexander_7777 June 14, 2023
Get the YouTube Shorts Kid mug.Staying away from home all night, esp. due to casual sex at someone else's house. From Australian Football League away uniforms: the 'away' playing team always wears white shorts.
Jane walks in the door at 11am.
Jane's housemate: (sly look) "So, did you wear the white shorts, then?"
Jane: "Shut up!"
Jane's housemate: (sly look) "So, did you wear the white shorts, then?"
Jane: "Shut up!"
by rosiefantail September 28, 2008
Get the wear the white shorts mug.(FINANCE) the situation in which a derivatives trader with a short position is wrong about the behavior of the market. Having sold shares of stock he doesn't own, he is now compelled to buy them at a higher price than he sold them for (in order to reimburse whomever he borrowed the shares from).
If the short position was taken by writing naked options (i.e., issuing call options of stock the trader doesn't happen to have), then the trader has to buy shares of underlying stock in order to honor the options.
It's extremely expensive for traders to have to cover their shorts.
If the short position was taken by writing naked options (i.e., issuing call options of stock the trader doesn't happen to have), then the trader has to buy shares of underlying stock in order to honor the options.
It's extremely expensive for traders to have to cover their shorts.
The surprising stock rally came as a shock. Nicholas Leeson had been riding high, but now he was furiously covering shorts, and driving the share prices higher still. By closing bell, he was ruined.
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