Slobbering Slap

A slap that is given to you by your 2 best friends in private at the same time.

The people giving the slap, lick their hands and begin to slap their victim over and over.

Do you want a slobbering slap??

by Eziooooooooo March 3, 2011

Slobbergasted

Surprised reaction to a romantic kiss from a dog.

You should have seen the look on Diane's face when Kenny's boxer licked her cheek! She was slobbergasted!

by captbeefheart October 27, 2011

Slobbering Ganch

A totally revolting person who talks rubbish and needs to be derided.

That parking attendant is a slobbering ganch

by funtime frankie June 22, 2011

Slobber Jaw

1. The best punk band to come out of Lewiston, Idaho.
2. Punk rock superstars.

Dude, did you hear Slobber Jaw play 'Politically Erect' last night? The was a fucking smash hit.

by Johny Awesome April 18, 2012

Slobber Jockey

Someone who is very generous with their saliva when making out, and at times when using tongue with drip spit.

"Dude, that girl at the bar was so hot but she was such a Slobber Jockey!"

by CjWolfman July 21, 2013

slobbery walrus

Receiving an extra sloppy wet blowjob or rug munching from an obese person.

I took a chance on a chubby at the bar and before I left the parking lot she was already giving me a slobbery walrus.

by gandergandalf April 15, 2015

slobber wallet

An index of people which one has received blowjobs from

"I added Jenny to my slobber wallet last night dude"

"No way you have 200 girls in your slobber wallet"

by Papabear94 December 31, 2015