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Slobberknob

The art of combining multiple ingredients such as; mouthwash, toothpaste, deoderant, proactive facial mask lotion, jerkin's hand lotion, hair gel, and shaving cream, and applying them to either a feather duster or a broom and then smacking an innocent sleeping BETCH.
1.OH EM GEE! that BETCH just got slobberknobbed like no-ones business!

2. If dat bitch dont stop acting like a BETCH, she gon get slobbuhnobbed (slang version) typically used under the impression that someone is of the black ethnicity.

Box
Dog

Sheep
Sexy beasting

all examples of things you can slobberknob.
by Jellybean crappin moose February 27, 2010
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Slobbapuss

Slobbapuss stands for a drooling dog or a dog breed that just essentially drools a lot.
That dog is a slobbapuss! Its drooling everywhere!
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slobal

Wow, slobal sucks
by Mike October 18, 2003
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slobblebotch

this is when a lady friend decides to fuck with your head while garggling a mouthfull of man-juice.
dirty bitch.
man...she slobblebotched my spunk last night...
dude,...thats fucking gross.
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Slobbery Almond

Main Entry: slobb-er-y a-lmond
Function: noun, verb
Etymology: (Hebrew: עֲמוֹרָה)
History: First appeared in early Hebrew scrolls in the classic story of Sodom and Gomorrah. The perverse sexual act was removed in modern day versions of the Old Testament.

Definition: When a man forces his testicles into the anus of his partner (male or female)
noun|

You: "I gave her the good ol' slobbery almond last night."

Friend: "Yeesh"

verb |

You: "I slobbery almonded (or almond slobberied) her last night."

Friend: "Wow"
by Otineb January 15, 2010
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Slobberknockered

When a drunk-ass person gets to a point in which they are almost blacked-out and stumbling all over the place
Aw man, we broke three shot glasses and two 40's last night. shit, we were totally slobberknockered.
by ¡Sunshine! April 20, 2011
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slobberslut

A woman that, on public forums, writes explicit sexual activity to men and/or supports men who have stalked and harassed other women.
The slobberslut is the most popular woman on the forum.
by galaxysprfx October 23, 2016
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