Slanking

Feeding your delusions & lies by expressing and sharing it.

To slank is to try and increase your obviously made up/hallucinated belief by sharing it with other people.

Mike:"Yo, this animal proposed to me yesterday"

Jake:"Stop slanking"

by Braincellz cactus September 19, 2025

Sparking Zero

When you try to flirt with someone using your smoothest line, only for them to look at you like you just asked them for spare change. The romantic equivalent of lighting a match in the rain.

“Bro, I tried to tell her she was the peanut butter to my jelly… she hit me with ‘I’m allergic to peanuts.’ Straight up sparking zero.”

by ReluctantRonin September 21, 2025

Slarging

Taking a nap in your EV while it charges, generally outside of a grocery store or gas station. Short for Sleep-charging

Call when you need me, I'll be slarging at the grocery

by vanoden October 12, 2025

sharking

its like having a situationship after situationship but never fully committing. you basically have a whole roster but know you wont persue a relationship with any of them.
this IS cheating if you do it in a relationship and it goes for both men and women. there are plenty fish in the sea, no sharks eat just one.

1: im out sharking tonight
2: fym sharking?
1: im js gna get a load of bitches

by PNEISH CHEESE October 16, 2025

face slacking

Spending all your time on facebook when you should be doing something else of much greater importance.

Jennie- Man, I have two hours to write this 1,000 word essay for my psychology class. I could have done it last night, but I was totally face slacking.
Adri-...shitty

by Pinkspi January 18, 2009

Mandatory Slacking

Using an excuse such as eating or a restroom break to leave a situation, commonly at used at work, multiple times or for extended periods of time.

A waitress uses the bathroom excessively and for overextended amounts of time to avoid serving.

"Man, she's been pulling this Mandatory Slacking shit all night."

by makingnoises March 21, 2010

lake sharking

sex in a lake ending ultimately by getting bit repeatedly in the ass

Dude, Noel and Ashleigh were lake sharking like crazy.

by the surprised one August 3, 2010