uncle sampsonite

This nigga will rape anyone and anything, i mean he is amazingly horny 24/7.

"Marquisha: Yo how much lean you drink last night nigga"
"DraQuan: Enough to pass into the 12 realm and get raped by old Uncle Sampsonite my niBBA"

by PapaLewy January 27, 2017

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by Davemyster5 November 16, 2021

sampolk torture

(n) a form of torture used in the vietnam war, that involves fillin a womens vagina with broken glass, stiching it up, and making her jog for miles.

Nam vet, "I remember some of the sick stuff thoes gooks used to do. I remember this thing they did called sampolk torture. Nasty stuff."

by Mickey Brown March 7, 2007

Sampson

Slang for weed aka marijuana. Originating from the movie "Half Baked" Starring Dave Chappelle

"You want to talk to Sampson?"
"How's Samspon doing?"
"Bitch you know what i want... I want to talk to Sampson!"

by 40oz-Warriors July 18, 2008

Slampus

The campus slut

That bitch Chloe is a total slampus.-Brylee

by Figges125 September 3, 2018

Samp donky

An ugly fat girl that usually resides at bars and clubs. Typically will be drunk and will be trying to get with all guys there.

Vulgarity level: Able to use in a public setting.

Behavorial patterens: Very sloppy, for the most part all talk about fighting other women or other competing samp donkys.

That samp donky over there will not get up off me.

by ctrain18 April 15, 2011

Scamp Doodle

Someone who scamps doodles and has purple hair. These people often admit to being a scamp doodle and then take it back after realising what they just agreed to.

Me: Hey Erica, you're a scamp doodle.
Erica: Yiss! Wait a minute. No i'm not.

by tamar1n July 24, 2012