Simp

A boy thirsty for a woman after a certain ski trip

‘Come on Dan lets go round abby’s and smoke the devils lettuce’

‘Yes shall we invite reuben he knows a thing or two about the Mary Jane’
‘Lettuce, *pause then laughter*’
The simps rolled on towards the pizza restaurant

by MTlaw123 March 7, 2020

Simp

Avinash getting left on read for multiple days and responding in seconds

Avi was a simp for a girl wit no personality

by Bootycheeks3000 March 8, 2020

Simp

A 5/4 Boi who’s trash at Call of Duty and leaves the squad to go talk to a girl.

Person 1:Bro why you hopping off?

Person 2:Oh imma go talk to a girl.

Person 1:Bro stop being a simp!

Person 2:Nah bro I’m not a simp because I get happiness out of this.

Person 1:SIMP!!!!!!

Person 2:....(Leaves game)

by Dudedude15 May 6, 2020

simp

The essence of a simpleton. The word has been simplified to the point where even the simpleton can grasp the concept of their own simpleness.

Farley, you simp.
You're such a simp.

by Big Gary January 15, 2007

Simp

Casey Bedney

Casey Bedney is a simp

by Xachary A. February 16, 2020

Simp

Jack

Oh my god. He deafened again.. What a 'SIMP'

by Alexbarrsss August 27, 2019

Simp

Bobby W is a simp

Billy: yo we should see if Bobby wants to come

Kyle: he can’t he’s simpin over some girl right now and is with her

by Bbatson141 March 30, 2020