Shmooble

To pull a sad face for no apparent reason, complete with sad puppy-dog eyes, quivering lower lip, etc.
An excellent distraction from boring classes!

Other forms: Shmoobled, shmoobling, shmooblers

Tzivi shmoobled at Sara during class, causing her to burst out laughing.

Gila (on AIM): ...and then, i decided to go shopping, and bought red shoes!
Rakefet (on AIM): i'm shmoobling

by Cucharita October 31, 2006

shmoop a poop

to take a long, drawn out dump while on the clock at work in order to kill time and relax.

Rick: that motherfucker Corey has been in the back for 30 minutes what's he doin?

Kslice: Cee-lowe dun shmoop a poop

by thunderthievez July 5, 2009

Shmooglick

Noun; A woman that is grumpy, mean to her boyfriend and believes on cheating on him frequently. Shmoogs are happy when shopping, eating Texas cheese fries and Nachos. Shmoogs often release a funk while sleeping. If able to take care of a Shmoog in a relationship you are a stud!!

Yeah im dating a shmooglick

by Ricky Davidson February 5, 2010

Shmooney

this is the mid-phase in the 3 phases of penile erection. this mid-phase is the most cumbersome, as it sticks straight out and then the person has to play the "tucking" game.

Phase 1-there is the penis, just hanging there without a problem in the world
Phase 2-we have hit the shmooney stage where we are at mid-boner
Phase 3-full out boner, "now lets do the sex" ~ Schfifty Five Video

"ok guys, this shmooney is getting to be quite cumbersome!". "But let me tell you Janice (as he, the man, turns his attention to the woman in the group) your breasts are turning me on"

by Tyler Mueller May 20, 2010

Shmooling

Breaking the unspoken rules of hubbly bubbly (hookah pipe) etiquette.

Shmooling is when one tries to smoke a pipe while another is already in the process of smoking thereby causing them to choke or be left with no smoke. Shmooling is also holding on to a pipe for far too long when there is a large group of people waiting to smoke the pipe or not closing your pipe so another can smoke a second pipe.

by polkadotgumboots November 12, 2010

samoo

A nickname for a girl named Sammy. Samoos must be nice, caring, supportive, and very talented. Samoos are kind of like a second mom. They always tell you how good you did even in the smallest tasks. They never take credit for doing tasks no matter how big the task is. Samoos support you through everything and rarely start drama. If a Samoo sees drama, a Samoo stops drama. Samoos would never hurt you. Samoos are drop dead gorgeous, so if you see one, marry her on the spot.

"Wow is that Samoo?"
"Yeah she's even hotter in person!"
"I call dibs on Samoo"
"No way man no fair!"

by Joogia July 5, 2017

Shmoogle

Shmoogle is an alternate word for Cigarette, or smoke...

1. Do you want a shmoogle?

2. Hey, Do you want to come out and shmoogle?

by thenigel May 13, 2008