Sommer

A girl who has a great personality, someone who doesn't care what you think and is loved by everyone. shes the best friend anyone could have. shes beautiful, random, crazy and has amazing style!

friend 1: did you see sommer today?
friend 2: yea she was so funny and i loved what she was wearing!

by Meg4338 December 13, 2009

summer sag

The elongation of a male's scrotum due to summertime heat.

"JT says his balls are so heavy that with summer sag he'd be sittin' on 'em, but I think that's just his weak defense for wearing lame tighty whities."

by talbo June 11, 2008

Summer Homework

Homework meant to be done at some point during the Summer. Usually ends up being done in detention.

Friend: Hey, dude, wanna go shoot some hoops?
Me: Nah, I gotta star- I mean, finish my Summer Homework.

by Lucio Soph August 29, 2010

Simperial army

The Simperial army is one of the largest armies in the world, many people can join it without knowing such as when seeing a girl or boy and has an erection. The Simperial army is especially strong during the month of September or also known as No Simp September, one who breaks this rule is an elite soldier and experienced veteran from the Simp-wars and have seen a lot.

The Simperial army has been growing rather strong this month. I fear that many of our classmates are turning to the Simperial empire for help

by UVEWEVWVEQVHJDE October 1, 2020

Summer

Summer is the perfect woman. She'll make you laugh and smile. She'll make your heart race and your blood boil. She is smart, funny, caring, and down-to-earth. She is totally gorgeous, from the inside out. One stare from her emerald eyes and it's done. She's one of those rare people who actually care about others and wants to make a difference in the world, no matter how small or large her impact may be. She is the definition of a looker, driving men wild with a glimpse of her perfect self. Literally, in every way, she is the ideal woman, exemplifying every trait you'd want in someone and a few others that didn't even occur to you before you found her. If you ever catch a Summer, never let her go. She's the kind of woman who comes into your life maybe once, and you won't get a second chance.

Guy: I met a Summer last week, I think I'm in love. I can't let her get away, I think I'll tie her up and keep her in my basement until Stockholm Syndrome kicks in and she loves me back.

by LinkToYourNavi April 22, 2013

Simpery

The most degenerate, unconstitutional, distrustful, disrespectful, heinous sin and crime any child born of God can even fathom committing.

Johnny:hey Travis did you see Mariana today? She looked so hot. I wish we could be together someday but we're just friends for now.
Travis: you degenerate Simp. Simpery is sin. I'm calling the cops and the pope. May God have mercy on your miserable soul.
Niggalations 1:69 : Thou shalt not Simp. For they shall surely be put to death.

by The Greek God Mark August 8, 2020

Summer Rayne

A brown haired brown eyed girl who always sees the glass half full. She's beautiful, vivacious, and loud. She is never afraid to speak her mind. Summer Rayne is someone you will never want to lose because she will be the best thing to ever happen to you. Summer Rayne is the type of girl that all the guys would want to marry.
On the other hand a Summer Rayne has a large sexual appetite. She is often very curvy and makes all the black guys want her.
so next time you get a hold of a Summer Rayne.. be careful.

guy 1- Who was that girl?
guy 2- She was a Summer Rayne
guy 1- woahhh man, you need to marry that girl

by Jacob Pgoda April 21, 2011