Schleeling

Something you can't do in murpanico

"No Schleeling in murpanico!"

by Shrimpimp July 23, 2024

Screeling

Scrolling reels on instagram

I have been screeling on instagram, all day long

by Iccyfire December 10, 2023

shoveling snow in a blizzard

Doing something that is useless

Dude turned in his homework on time but has a 20% in the class, he’s shoveling snow in a blizzard

by Languist January 9, 2024

sheening

To milk your pineal gland.

Jesus was sheening by reciting the lords prayer.

by John Anirban February 12, 2024

Sheeting

The action of shitting and eating at the same time.

Sara sat on the toilet with her ham and cheese sandwich. 'There's nothing quite like sheeting' she thought to herself as she took a bite of her sandwich and pushed out a little turd. A look of peaceful contemplation crossed her face as she closed her eyes and slowly chewed.

by WangmasterFlash September 19, 2024

Sneeling

Being annoying in a conversation that is exaggerated or unrelated

Kate: "How dare you steal my sandhwich-"

Mark: "that's so unrelated dude. I did that 3 years ago.."

Ellie: "Yeah, stop sneeling Kate....!"

by Minniecam December 15, 2024

Shoveling News

A bad faith news hit-piece, usually about something trivial, such as snow shoveling posture or the color of a suit.

Stems from the New York posts hit-piece on Mayor Zohran Mamdani’s shoveling posture during a severe snowstorm.

“politician wore a tan suit once! What a traitor!”
“ what a bunch of shoveling news.”

by JKwanDo January 28, 2026