Shaved Harambe

When your tits are out, your dicks are out, but life is still a meaningless void which hope cannot penetrate.

My meal card isn't good at Quiznos? Literally NOBODY has it worse than I do. Life is such a Shaved Harambe bro.

by Thaddeus P. Heizenwalder February 8, 2017

shwavy

A combination of "shlit" and "wavy"

That was so shwavy

by Opgeek August 11, 2018

Quick Shave

Is a sexual act that involves a male with a female (or male) partner or multiple partners. The partner grabs the males penis ( or multiple peni) and proceeds to perform a shaving motion, quickly, on ones face, neck and head area (Similar to the Weedwhacker, which uses a circular motion) usually until ejaculation. The ejaculate helps to sooth the razor burn that accompanies the quick shave.

Helpful Male: "you look like shit dog! The gang shave is in an hour; you need a quick shave!"
Stubbly-Faced Man: "I just had one last night, but, okay! Let's try this again!"

Helpful Male unzips pants
Stubbly-Faced Male grabs penis and shaves vigorously
Stubbly-Faced Male: "All done. But I've got the razor burn!"

Helpful Male: "Here comes the goo!!! Ugh!"

by DismalPole852011 July 27, 2011

And that's when you shave your lama

Used in reference to the act of pre-coital shaving of David M's mothers pubic areas/regions for the purposes of slander and or a waterpark like vagina. It's just like the Playboy Mansions Grotto but without the bunnies.

Oh man and that's when you shave your Lama! Cause you know you ain't going to be toiling in the swamp waters.

by PreacheR-NZ November 14, 2015

No-shave November

The month of the year when one allows full facial hair to grow out. Very similar to Mustache March however much more grand in scheme.

Bob: I like the facial hair

Jimmy: Yes it is No-shave November

by TDM Autosales February 23, 2010

shaved down

A "shaved down" is a hairy middle eastern person that shaves their hairy face and body to appear like an American.

Look at that "shaved down" eating some apple pie and watching a baseball game.

by Just havin fun. October 13, 2007

shaven fat pussy

The vagina of an overweight lady which has been rendered hairless by a razor or other means.

Shaven fat pussy is the finest treat this boy could eat.

by The Big G June 23, 2004