Shite Hawk

Another term for a Sea-Gull as they eat anything

Look out that Shite Hawk is coming after your chips!

by 876140 December 6, 2009

shitemongoose

When some one is so shit faced stupid that they appear mongoose like.

by Alex highley September 15, 2003

donkey-shite-anus

1) If something "sucks donkey-shite-anus" then it's really aweful.

2) If you are a "donkey-shite-anus-eater" then you're either a total prick and an idiot, or you rock like hell.

1) "You had to hang 'round with a bunch of chavs? Woah, that sucks donkey-shite-anus!"

2) "Hey, Rebecca? Shut the hell up, you donkey-shite-anus-eater!"

by -x[Gloomy~Kitty]x- October 30, 2004

hope his next shite's a hedgehog

To wish pain upon someone the next time they attempt to excrete faeces from their body.

Person One: Nacho Novo stamped on someone again in the game on Saturday
Person Two: Can't stand that wee rat. I hope his next shite's a hedgehog.

by Anonymous Chrysanthemum May 26, 2009

Shiterature

Articles, magazines, books or any other reading material left for you to read when you are going #2 on the toilet.

Joe's favorite piece of shiterature is a Maxim magazine.

by Joe D. July 23, 2005

shite

a wat of saying shit and it is NOT british like the first person said. its very irish.

retard:shite is how you say shit in britian.
irish guy: THATS SHITE!!! its an irish word, ye ninny!

by Kennedi Greene October 11, 2007

Shitehawk

A seagull - if you live in a seaside town you'll know that to go outside you'll need to carry an umbrella with you to stop yourself being covered in bird droppings.

God, thats the third time those shitehawks have got me this week. Another trip to the dry cleaners...

by Pete September 30, 2004