Shrimp on the Barbie 

When a midget "dates" a tall skinny blonde, and cums on her.

Jimmy brought a blonde home from the bar last night, and he threw some shrimp on the Barbie.

Shrimp on the Barbie by Anomalies in life July 20, 2022

Shrimp Boats is a-Comin' 

1. When a girl who smells like marine life "down under" achieves orgasm

2. A song written in 1951 by Paul Howard Weston and sung by Jo Stafford (can be sung whenever a girl who smells like marine life achieves orgasm)

*when going down on a chick who smells like marine life down below*

Her: "I'm coming! I'm coming!"

You: "Oooooooooooooh.... Shrimp Boats is a-Comin' their sails are in sight! Shrimp Boats is a-Comin' there's dancin' tonight!"

Shrimp Boats is a-Comin' by Innuendo Man June 20, 2014

SHRIMP BOAT 

A sway Back, third world, one shoe wearing, nappy Neck, no edges, havin' a paper bag as a purse, thirsty lot lizard at the marina.

"Every time I come to the marina that shrimp boat is always trying to troll me"

SHRIMP BOAT by salidsteeze August 8, 2020

shrimp tits

A girl with extremely small tits or saggy thin tits that resemble the shape of fried shrimp

Wow CJ, that girl you hooked up with last night had a serious case of shrimp tits.

shrimp tits by 715 January 18, 2009

Shrimp Diver 

When two men butt fuck then ejactulates in the guys butt and then the one guy takes a straw and sticks it up his butt and sucks the sperm out of his butt hole..

Wow , your a great shrimp diver ....

Shrimp Diver by Shrimper March 11, 2005

shrimp'in 

when a man ejaculates in another man's rectum and slurps it out with a straw

Damn.....that must be a big gulp straw...all that nut he just shrimped out!

shrimp'in by The Gear August 15, 2004

Shrimp blizzard 

hitting a girl in the face with your balls then blowing your load on her cheech

Yo, the girl went down on me, but didn't finish so a gave her a shrimp blizzard!

Shrimp blizzard by Hank's Wife July 24, 2008