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The Shed

a magical place somewhere in the world that teenagers sit around in the cold and get stupidly high and then "big man" mongs.

The cause and solution to all teenagers problems.
by mysticmike666 January 28, 2009
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gone pear-shaped

When the majority of things appear to be negative. Like the shape of a pear, the majority is at the bottom (bad) and little is at the top (good).
I lost my job, my girlfriend dumped me and I just got evicted. Life has just gone pear-shaped.
by sublimal June 28, 2004
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Shaped

A term used to described a woman with a nice body.
Man, you see that girl over there? I was talking to her earlier, nobody told me she was shaped!
by AspenAlpine October 23, 2018
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shed load

An immense amount - possible derived from the amount you can get in a shed - or the description of the amount of crap that covers the road (almost specifically designed to kill motorcyclists) when a lorry sheds its load.
Originally heard as Royal Marines slang.
"What do you fancy doing tonight?"

"I dunno, but Bomber has got a fucking shed load of vodka in his fridge and Sally has just got a copy of the porn movie she starred in"

"I'll get the coke!"
by Hammy the Fisk May 28, 2008
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the shed

fat ginger girl slut who goes for anyone she can grab. stay away from the shed! you will "regred!" if u succumb to the shed, dont be surprised to have a hot and painful itch tomorrow morning.
Scotty fucked the shit out of the shed...literally. he fucked her and then she shit on his bed.
by oswego dude October 13, 2006
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SHEDDY

When u smash an 80 year old GILF that hasn't shaved her nether-regions in over 69 years... and you keep finding the white crusty hairs inside your anal canal for 2 whole weeks.
Bro 1"dude. Member that one thiQ GILF
BRO 2"yuuuup
Bro 1" she was hella "SHEDDY"
by Gilfslayer June 20, 2018
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sheddas

Any amount of beers fit for a good night of drinking.
"yo we already got the sheddas we just need cups and balls"

"buy some from John, he's got mad sheddas"
by Benny Bees January 3, 2008
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