shirtie

one who always wears a shirt because they are embarrassed by the way they look especially while swimming.

Look at the shirtie in the pool!!!

by Catbxny July 6, 2011

shortneck

A small, unimpressive dong. A hilariously small cock.

(After bringing a female home to smash deep in the pyussies)

"You told me you had a longneck you little fuckboi. That's a fuckin' fagalon shortneck. I'm outta here, fuck you."

by King Longneck March 8, 2016

Shortee

Shortee, a very sexy guy AKA, Zack Conely.

hey Shortee, lets go fuck

by Cassie August 21, 2004

Bully the shorties day

On the 3 of December bully al shorties

Oh look let’s go smack that tiny boys head off Cus it’s bully the shorties day

by Amy mbik November 30, 2020

shortyest

a mixture of the words shortest and naughtyest to describe something short and naughty.

wow she's wearing the shortyest skirt ive ever seen!! and im liking it!!

by Michael Redwood May 10, 2007

shorteen

A fly girl that is too young to perform sexual intercourse with. Also acceptable: shawteen and other drawls.

"Yo check out chica on the side of the road, dude!"
"Yeah Faceman, you're gonna have to wait a few years, she's shorteen."

by Johnny Faceman July 19, 2007

Shortinic

A term generally used in referance to someone who acts stupid on purpose in order to make thereselves look cool.

Pronounced: Shore-Tin-Ick

Like when a person gets a joke perfectly but says that stupid, "Whahh..." to look cool and make people laugh. But everyone knows thats what there doing and they say, "Dude. Your being shortinic. Knock it the fuck off. Your not cool. You know what? Just leave dude. Just leave. Everybody who wants Mr. Shortinic to leave, raise your hand." And everyone raises there hand.

by BuriedInTheFlames June 5, 2009