Shmeat

Small penis or dick, also reffering to any person or anything. It can be used for anything anyone and anything can be a shmeat

Damn you got a shmeat.

You are such a shmeater shut up you shmeat.

Shmeat shut the fuck up you got a shmeater.

by gaybutsex01 November 28, 2006

shmeat

when you have a small meat, small penis

Damn i bet that asian gotta shmeat.

by jayrock April 26, 2005

Shmeat

meat made from faeces.

The shmeat burger was delicious!

by dend4u June 18, 2011

Shmeat

A shortened version of the name of Shmeagle, from the Lord of The Rings. Someone acting ugly.

Ashley is shmeaty by falling asleep.

by ShmeatSquad69 October 15, 2011

SHMEALIE

The state of being like unto Greg Neil.

Greg was being particularly shmealie today.

by Matthew Van Horn November 15, 2003

shmanger

a heroin addict/smackhead

"look at that dirty shmanger"

by Ema Sutherland April 27, 2008

shmannah

a person or inanimate object that may or may not be particularly skilled at a musical object

that shmannah really can tickle the ivories

by Chis masta February 9, 2009