Shroom bagged

It's when you t bag someone so hard that you leave a mushroom tat on their forehead

I came down that bitch so hard I shroom bagged her.

by deathcapt November 18, 2009

Shoom shoom

After you work out and look swole as hell, you get on your knees in front of the toilet and slam the lid on yo dick until it looks equally, if not more than, swole as you do. Then, as you have sexy times with your boo, you shake your dick in every direction like stirring butter, while going back and forth, all the while, saying "Shoom, shoom, shoom."

Hey Bae, you look dapper! Wanna go Shoom Shoom behind that Arby's!?

by Shogunato March 23, 2017

shroom'd

being smack'd in the forehead by the tip of one's penis with enough brute force to leave a reddish imprint.

used in context, "bitch, i'm gonna shroom ya if you don't bake me that pie, dammit!"

by steve February 20, 2004

Shrooms

n.) A delicious, hallucination-inducing vegetable, commonly seen in Super Mario games.

There are many types, the most notorius being the 'Invinci-shroom'. This shroom will give the user a short, yet extraordinary high. Said person will experience many homicidal impulses, including the urge to trample over others. In extreme cases, they may jump on top of innocent bystanders and crush them into the ground, making what is known as "Road Pizza."

See other; 1-Up Shroom, Toadstool, Marijuana.

"Mario, grab the Shrooms!"

"I've got one, Luigi! Oh my... there are coins EVERYWHERE!"

"...Mario?"

by Syxx Styles October 20, 2008

Shoomanian

A person or thing of eastern European extraction.

Those Shoomanian chicks love the Kielbasa, but you have to marry 'em first - and even then they'll never swallow it.

by Blubnick November 1, 2007

shroombloom

when a guys dicks head is too big, and shaft is too small. In turn looking like a mushroom

So last night i was giving frank head and he wipped out his dick, he had a shroombloom

by lol4lyfe August 1, 2009

Shroom Mark

Noun: Figurative. The impression left on the skin of a person's face or elsewhere on the body, as a result of being slapped by a (usually) circumsized penis. Also see Shroom Whack.

That person is so annoying he deserves to be shroom marked.

by benderbot March 13, 2011