pastry shopping 

when a man (or woman for that matter) goes out looking for muffin top females to meet or hook up with. this pursuit can be either conscious or unconscious.

Yo, Alex is really pastry shopping tonight, thats the third muffin top he's macked on tonight!

pastry shopping by HassK December 9, 2008

Online window shopping 

The act of browsing through items that are available for purchase online without the intention of purchasing them.

I don’t usually have much money, so I do a lot of online window shopping.

Online window shopping by Sue Nym April 21, 2018

Tea Sipping 

Also known as "sipping the tea". To subtly yet effectively toss shade or sneak-diss. Originated from the Kermit the Frog meme. See also "But that's none of my business"

The deacon got caught tea sipping the pastor. So Pastor responded with tea sipping during the sermon.

Drake be tea sipping in his songs.

Tea Sipping by graffmonkey3 July 2, 2014

slipping the tounge 

or slipped the tounge,
when people are kissing without tounges then one of them slides their tounge into the other's mouth

Jane got pissed when Tom suddenly kissed her and tried slipping the tounge.

slipping the tounge by Dawn June 15, 2002

shopping shopping 

the shopping you do when you go to the grocery store to buy your monthly supply of grocerys as opposed to just going and getting a few things to eat for a few days.

"we have to go shopping shopping again-our freezer looks pretty empty."

shopping shopping by thebadnun December 23, 2009

Opening day of Shopping 

Where all the women go on insane long shopping sprees followed by a night of excess alcohol, because their husbands are gone for opening day of gun season.

Sarah: Betty, its the opening day of shopping this weekend!

Betty: Ill grab his credit cards!

Opening day of Shopping by brandon2k9 November 5, 2009

skipping 

To skip a class or to skip school all together. Only do it every once in awhile if your in High School. Or anytime from Jr High, up. You need to get your classes but a skip once in awhile is aight ;)

"Melissa is skipping 1st thru 4th hour with Lee so they can fuck in his car in the parking lot across the street"

skipping by Dysfunction September 22, 2003