situation creed

bein all about workin out and gettin girls.

Beano follows the situation creed. You can either find him at the gym or creepin on girls.

by provider44 January 19, 2010

Seatuation

The state of seating possibilities in a public place.

- So, you still haven't got any seat?
- No, it's kind of a rough seatuation.

by Ellie@TheNellie February 23, 2012

Shitcation

A shitty vacation.

Guy 1 asks: "How was your trip bro?"

Guy 2 answers: "It sucked ass, I'm sorry I went with that cunt, all she did was bitched the whole fuckin time"

Guy 1 responds: "Sorry man, sounds like you had a shitcation"

by BroMike November 8, 2012

Sexuation

(Noun) 1.Problem or "situation" that can either be solved with or involves at any point the act of sexual intercoarse.

Man1: "Man, Janet is just acting so strange lately. I don't know what to do!"

Man2: "Sounds to me like you've got a sexuation on your hands."

by Zoot Suit Tango May 14, 2012

situational tourettes

accidentally using "key phrases" in awkward situations.

She experienced situational tourettes by saying to her Uncle who is in the hospital dying, " Well, you only live once!"

While talking to a person of short stature she suffered from situational tourettes by saying, "well, I might not be smart, but at least I'm tall!"

by jaw1974 April 2, 2013

Sequation

It’s like sequence. Everything is in a different sequence but all at the same time.

My holiday lights were blinking in sequation.

by Bobwillica December 31, 2018

situationship ex

Someone who you were once involved in a situationship with.

Bob: Really? It was that bad? You weren't even in a relationship with her.
Joe: Yeah. She's a situationship ex.

by bruh421 July 4, 2023