sarsly

The shortened version of seriously, often used by people too lazy to fully type the whole word or when they aren't sure of the exact spelling. Sometimes used with a southern accent.

1. Dooood! You sarsly need some help!
2. Sarsly, ya'll need ta stop speakin' so fastly.

by StarPaws February 28, 2005

sears tower

a sex move where the guy gets up on a dresser (or some other high place in the bedroom or wherever ur doing it) and the girl lays below with her legs up in the air and spread, and the guy jumps down trying to land his dick in her pussy

Last night i was trying to sears tower my girl and i missed, it hurt like hell

by Andrew Kais April 22, 2008

Sharse

When you shit yourself and sit down, giving yourself a sharse (shitted - arse). American pronunciation Shass (shitted - ass).

Aw mate, have you sniffed Connor? He smells like he's got a right sharse.

by JohnJoeTheGood May 13, 2019

shagsack

(n) sleeping bag, nefariously used for the object of attaining carnal knowledge of its (usually) willing co-inhabitant

(n) slang : a useless or idiotic person; not to be confused with a 'bawbag'

" pardon me, you're stepping on my shagsack"
"shut it, ya useless shagsack"

by missjilly71 September 8, 2008

scarsbrooke

(Mr.) The unchallenged cure to all known forms of insomnia and happiness

Warning: May cause suicidal tendencies

take 10 mins of scarsbrooke lecture for 12 hours sleep

by paulkeats July 18, 2007

Shagspace

1) A person's personal space; often used to describe when one's personal space is invaded.

2) Refers to the space in which people perform sexual activities; particularly activities pertaining to anal sex.

Goes out to my buddy iKrazy which demanded the second def

-----------1------------

Bro1 - Yo bro your invading my shagspace.
Bro2 - No dude your in my shagspace back up.

-----------2------------

Guy1 - Hey honey wat's goin on?
Lady1 - I WANT YOU IN MY SHAGSPACE NOW!
Guy1 - whoa whoa whoa dinner and a movie first baby!

by Kenny541 July 12, 2009

Sears-Years

The time span when Sears Department Stores and catalogs were the only and therefore the best method of shopping and buying merchandise. The analog marketplace.

Well us old folks who grew up in the SEARS-YEARS... aren’t used to shopping online; or having to ‘research’ where to buy specific items. Back in the SEARS-YEARS, it was simple and easy to trust in the quality and value.

by Major Thomas Randle October 15, 2018