Spanner

Spanner wrench - a special wrench used in the fire service to assist in decoupling fire hoses.

Yo.. Rookie.. get the spanner off the engine.

by Craig October 21, 2003

Shannen Doherty Face

When someone, especially a female celebrity, has noticeably uneven facial features like actress/bad girl Shannen Doherty, i.e., one eye or ear higher than the other, a crooked nose, jawline and/or teeth, misshapen head. Other famous women with this affliction include Mimi Rogers, Ellen Barkin, Lauren Hutton and Beverly Johnson. Those inflicted with SDF are not necessarily ugly, it's just that you can't stop looking at their weird, sometimes misshapen features.

Tarik: Man, Heather is one fine-ass white girl
DeShaun: Yeah, but look how her left eye is two inches higher than her right. My girl got some serious Shannen Doherty Face.
Tarik: She could still suck my dick, tho
DeShaun: Word.

by Philly Lovah In Da Houz October 27, 2009

William Shatner

When you've been holding in a big shit, and before you can even sit down, the pressure of bending over causes immediate uncontrolable shit explosion, that in turn sticks to the back of the toilet and when flushed does NOT go any where.

Gosh Darnit who left the William Shatner on the back of

my toilet bowl . It's the size of the Enterprise !

by Ima S Wiper October 17, 2009

scanner

people with a very big variety of interests (jacks of all trades, polymaths etc) often to the point that they don't know what to choose as they don't want to give up their other interests

Jim has tried this and that but still hasn't decided on a clear path, he is, I guess, what you call a scanner. Sadly, he's in his early thirties.

by U8IK April 11, 2011

Clam Shanker

Some stupid fucking jab made on the Daily Show by John Oliver against the French.

"Those dirty clam shankers!"

by clamshanker April 4, 2010

Shannen

Can be a bitch, she doesn't care much for other people's emotions. She has low self esteem so takes this out on others. Be careful with her or she will try and destroy you

A: Aw man this chick totally made my little sister cry!
B: Damn, she sounds like a Shannen!

by Friendlyneighborhoodspiderdude October 24, 2011

Shanners

An act of shear stupidity.

John: Lads, I think I've left my petrol cap back at the Petrol Station!

Fred: He's only gone and done a shanners!

by theSeskuFOX May 4, 2010