Shampoosterbate

The act of shampooing your hair while simultaneously master-bating with your other hand.

Last night I only had ten minutes in the shower so I was forced to shampoosterbate to save time.

by JRED33 October 23, 2013

National Shampionship

The absurd final game played every year by two good, but by no means always the best, college football teams.

There is always some degree of controversy surrounding exactally how the BCS determins which two teams will play in said game. But it seems to have a lot to do with popularity, and the amount of money that can be made off of the game.

It has almost nothing to do with how good your team really is. Especially if your team is from a smaller, non big-money school. as you will seemingly never get a chance to play in it. They will even use the officals to thier favor in altering games that would force them to give you a shot, instead of the team they want to go.

Putting time back on the clock at the very end of the Big 12 Championship, was a really sneaky way to give pretty-boy McCoy, and the overrated longhorns an undeserved shot at the national shampionship. It's too bad they couldn't screw Alabama over, so Tebow could be there too.

by Jim Bro December 6, 2009

shamspooge

The finished product achieved after ejaculating into a girl's shampoo as a form of revenge or hatred. A warm and fuzzy feeling is then accomplished knowing she will be wearing your semen in her hair for several weeks.
see also sploofah, cumditioner, and Summer's Skeet

Terri broke up with Bobby Ray, but he got the last laugh...she's currently lathering up with his shamspooge

by Frukman March 13, 2008

Shampooing the ferret

a hand job. the up and down movement that simulates a ferret shampoo.

my wrist is sore from shampooing the ferret for about 20 minutes last night.

by asorethumb March 30, 2010

Shampons

Tampons made from a Sham Wow.

Instead of buying a box of tampons, my girlfriend reused some shampons.

by moss1972 May 29, 2009

Shamoo poot

Whale fart that shows excitement

Can I get a shamoo poot for that game winner?

by Felix brown January 5, 2019

shampoozle

The act of shampooing one's pubic hair while taking a morning shower. This is used to cleanse the pubes of oils or unwanted semen from the night/morning; thus, the pubes are now free to sway to and fro in the wind.

I shampoozled my pubes this morning; therefore, perhaps your mother would partake in the act of riding me.

by Special K PC! May 15, 2006