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i might need security

A song by Chance the Rapper that goes hard and samples a Jamie Foxx bit.
bro did you hear I Might Need Security?
yeah chance went off that shit was fire
by eeee2324 May 22, 2019
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blacked at security

when you're extremely faded
"bruh I'm boutta black at security tonight"
She was blacked at security after that loko.
by drunk/high March 29, 2019
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Dark Horse Security Inc.

A fake cyber-security business created by Alameen Karim Merali as the CFO that runs with his alter ego Madeline Escobar as the CEO, whose actually a porn star.
The business Dark Horse Security Inc. has seen success in the cyber-security world regardless of it being fake, and is in the news.
by Cat Hat Ethical November 5, 2023
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mall security

by die May 18, 2003
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Secular-Fundamentalism

The adherence to anti-religious ideology that militantly ridicules, mocks, scorns and satirizes the idea of the existence of a deity or deities and or religion, indifferent of feelings of bigotry intolerance hatred and persecution that adherents feel as a result. That does not respect religion or support policies supporting the freedom of it. Calls for its abolition or severe restriction & for religion to removed from public life. Puts forth fact-based arguments, propaganda & bullying and insults as tactics to push adherents to abandon their professed beliefs and or convert them into like-minded individuals. They regard religion as inherently harmful. Secular-Fundamentalists aren't themselves religious by definition however their attitudes regarding their beliefs mimic many religious fundamentalists so much so that the manner of their expression of their beliefs is often indistinguishable in form, from their religious fundamentalist counterparts. They commonly use a myriad of semantical arguments to avoid being labelled and most often use the internet to spread their message. They ignore rational counter-arguments regardless if it is supernatural or science based. They may exhibit obsessive-compulsive behavior regarding religion and related issues often taking disproportionate offence to even subtle outward expressions of religious belief and feeling compelled to constant dispell religious ideas. One may or may not subscribe to a deity to follow this ideology.
A soldier returns from Iraq and places a cross on the military base at camp Pendelton to memorialize his fallen comrades. Secular-Fundamentalists sue to remove it because it is on public property.

The opening of the church of the flying spaghetti monster to satirize and mock the idea of religion is a an example of how Secular-Fundamentalism works to reduce the seriousness of religious adherence into something to ridicule.

Canadian Secular-Fundamentalist complains to human rights commission that he is a victim of religious bigotry because his co-workers said a prayer before they ate when he was at the table.

Secular-Fundamentalists file a lawsuit over the 9/11 memorial cross being included in a museum as an historical artifact.

Secular-fundamentalists make calls to remove tax exemptions on Buddhists, Christians, Muslims and Jews, hindu's and sikhs etc in arguments that they should pay their "fair share" knowing full well that the majority of religious institutions could no longer afford to operate under those circumstances and therefore shut down making it the overall taxation of little financial value but cause significant damage to religion and deny adherents their freedom to practice religion.

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by Maurice Caldeira November 6, 2012
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Security Question

An extra question used for setting up an account somewhere in case you forget your password.

However rather than adding extra security like they think they do, they make your account easier to hack because whilst you may have a great unguessable password, these questions are often easy for someone to guess or even know the answer to.

A sensible person would not give an accurate answer to one of these questions and would in fact have an answer that is as hard to guess as a password.
As an extra security question, Brooklyn Beckham, what is your mother's maiden name?:

Wouldn't be Adams by any chance?
by Bylli May 20, 2009
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secular

Intelligent; One who uses common sense and deductive reasoning to come to the conclusion that religion is a joke.
by OppressedIntellectual January 3, 2008
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