Scrambled

Someone that looks like an egg

William is looks scrambled after his new haircut

by anonymous March 25, 2024

Scrongled

Getting to an insane brain dead, outer space, absurd level of high at the function.

We're getting scrongled tonight

by Shpongled April 12, 2024

Scrambled-Letter Syndicate

The alphabet mafia, the initialism institution.

The LGBTQAI+ community.

James: man twitter is a mess, any time you disagree with one community, they jump on you and call you a bigot

David: let me guess, the conspiracy theorists or the scrambled-letter syndicate?

by BurntBattleBagel June 18, 2024

Scrankles

When a woman of a certain age, develops ankles that resemble a scrotal sacks.

Her sketchers are tight. But the scrankles ruin it.

by D13n January 4, 2025

Scrambledjizzletron

An unholy fusion of chaos and kink where one or more participants get twisted, flipped, and drenched in so much bodily fluid that it feels less like sex and more like a sci-fi ritual. Involves at least one unexpected object, a safe word that gets ignored, and ends with someone yelling, “Did we just time travel?!”

“Bro… she pulled out the strap, the Nutella, and a Bluetooth speaker playing Gregorian moans—next thing I know we’re mid-scrambledjizzletron and my soul’s in another tax bracket.”

by Jackatharippa April 5, 2025

candle scandle

a little thing or problem that pisses a girl off greatly

man- hey dude did you sleep with that chick?
man 2- nah dude it was a candle scandle

by elsanchokirky April 3, 2010

Reverse Scrambled Egg

Reverse Scrambled Egg is a vomit and sperm-based sex act in which the boy is sick on a girl's naval and then proceeds to jizz on it.
Then couple can then proceed to do whatever; eat/drink it (depending on the consistency), dance around in it, or just wipe it away.

The name comes from the colour, a scrambled egg is white on bottom and yellow on top, a reverse is yellow (sick) on bottom and white (cum) on top

Did you see Clive the other day, he was still ill from doing a Reverse Scrambled Egg.
I'm gonna break up with my girlfriend after she asked me to Reverse Scrambled Egg her and dance around in it.

by Flaagens March 6, 2014