schnargal

whatever

Becky: Did you see the movie?
Ted: Schnargal.

by plop November 7, 2003

schnarnoff

An ogre like creature, resembling a large bear, with white fur and sharp teeth and claws. It lives in the outskirts of Wabiland, India. It can be found in caves and elven forests.

Lookout! There's a schnarnoff eating a helpless baby.

by T-C-M-B May 8, 2008

schnarflapped

The act of a seagull blowing a seaweed filled pipe at a mermaid.

"I was sooo schwasted last night i accidentally schnarflapped Ariel and she was so pissed."

by poojhead October 15, 2008

Schnarrizard

A grumpy, pipe smoking draon-like creature typically found in the humid climes of the Helman River Valley. The Schnarrizard feeds on fingers, ears, ants, rocks and chicken when it can get them. Typically found alone as the Schnarrizard tends to eat the creatures that attempt to socialize with it.

No one knows where the Schnarrizard comes from, but this magnificent creature may, unfortunately, be making the endangered species list sooner than anyone expects.

by Schnizzle_hm September 7, 2010

Schnarf Sgt Stephens

Savant like SGT of US ARMY. Completely imcompetant as a leader and a person in general. Sucks at life all together. Someone so outcasted by society he completely failed in his journey of manhood.

Schnarf,schnarfer, SGT, Stephens,Spec6,ratfro,Schnarf Sgt Stephens

by Disapointed January 9, 2011

schnart

A noise you make to denote amusement, preceding a huge outburst of laughter. Usually made by a violent intake of air through the nose and mouth that makes a reverberating snorting noise.

Friend 1: I just ordered "Charlie Sheen's Recipe for Winning!" off the internet.

Friend 2: *schnart* Bahahahaha! You got scammed!

by Zozothecat July 21, 2011

Schnarzazzel

A very large, painful and long crap. One in which leaves people constipated and dying for air.

Guy 1:" AHHH I JUST TOOK A SCHNARZAZZEL."

Guy 2: "How'd it go?"

Guy 1: "Great-.-"

*Guy 2 goes into bathroom*

Guy 2:"WTF DID YOU DO TO THE TOILET, MAN?"

Guy 1:"That's what schnarzazzel do to you-.-"

Guy 2:"Well, damn. NOW I NEED TO TAKE ONE."

by MoriyaMinakata5 August 7, 2011