1 definition by MoriyaMinakata5

A very large, painful and long crap. One in which leaves people constipated and dying for air.
Guy 1:" AHHH I JUST TOOK A SCHNARZAZZEL."

Guy 2: "How'd it go?"

Guy 1: "Great-.-"

*Guy 2 goes into bathroom*

Guy 2:"WTF DID YOU DO TO THE TOILET, MAN?"

Guy 1:"That's what schnarzazzel do to you-.-"

Guy 2:"Well, damn. NOW I NEED TO TAKE ONE."
by MoriyaMinakata5 May 18, 2011
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