scapin’

massive or large regarding the size of something

Robin has a scapin’ booty.

by jason anderson July 27, 2022

Scapin’

Big, juicy, fat, meaty hunk of somethin

Jamal: “Do you know Nila?”
Damarcus: “Yo that girl’s got some SCAPIN’ titties!”

by Ugly Fugly Dude July 27, 2022

Flam Scale

The Flam Scale is used to determine/measure a guys masculinity rated on a scale from 1 to 100, 100 being very flamboyant.

"did you see the way he just flipped his hair? hes definitely a 98 on the flam scale."

"Wait! Is he wearing a V-neck? That rates a 99 on the Flam Scale!"

by missingsocksitsaconspiracy July 21, 2009

Clam-scaping

The fine art of shaving ones genitalia as a female. The act itself does not refer to any particular pattern just the act itself.

Man did you see Becky's clam-scaping job, she did lightning bolts!

by BrownSquared February 4, 2010

Sphincter Scale

Some people are very {uptight}. They are tense, anxious and often very controlling or argumentative. What's important is their effect on other people. People's blood pressure goes up. Conflicts arise. Uptight people high on the sphincter scale cause are so tight in their rear-ends, that they cause tremors wherever they go.

She'll probably ruin the party because she's so uptight. She's a 10 on the Sphincter Scale

by Chris Rickety Spritz March 24, 2017

Luminert Scale

The scale that can be used for giving scores to basically everything, from TV- shows to level of comedy. Most of the things on the luminert scale are ranked with a high, if not the highest score - 10/10. The way of selecting the fitting score is simple: you just have to determen if one part of your category has some kind of value, and you don't have to worry about the rest. If that is true, your "thing" is a perfect 10/10, and if not, then you would give it a 9/10. Scores lower than 9 are non-existent.

Darijan: "Kakegurui was an awful show, but it had great art so it must be a 10/10 on the luminert scale!"
Your mom lol: "Yes, Demon Slayer as well!"

by Single local mother, age 34 January 3, 2021

E-Laugh Scale

The E-Laugh Scale is a scale that compares what people type in on e-mails/text when they "laugh" to what they are really doing as they type it. The scale was developed after scientific research based upon people's real actions when they type in certain laughing abbreviations over the internet. The E-Laugh Scale is as follows:

1 - haha - sitting there staring at the screen, said only to make the other person feel good about their story.

2 - lol - sitting there staring at the screen, said because the person thinks what the other person said could be accepted as funny, but doesn't really find it funny at all.

3 - lmao / lmfao - sitting there staring at the screen, said because the person thinks what the other person said is a little hilarious and puts on a small and unnoticeable grin.

4 - LOL / LMAO / LMFAO - the person looks at the message, reads it over again to make sure he's reading it right, then leans back in his/her chair with a kind of big smile, because he thought it was a little more funny.

5 - HAHAHAHAHA - the person looks at the message and thinks its pretty funny, and begins to give a small, quiet laugh, because he thought what the other person said was just plain funny.

6 - LOLOLOLOL - the person thinks the message was pretty funny and gives a slightly louder, but short laugh.

7 - A combination of 4, 5, and 6 - the person thinks the message is very funny, and starts to laugh really hard.

a person is watching his friend text his girlfriend

(guy 1 types in "haha lol")

Guy 2: Dude you aren't even laughing, the E-Laugh Scale was right. LIAR!!"

Guy 1: STFU

by iLOLLOL April 13, 2010