For Normal Kids:
A- Amazing
B- Great
C- Fine
D- Not So Good or Below Average
F- Bad
Asian Kids:
A- Average
B- Below Average or Bad
C- Can’t Have Dinner
D- Don’t come home
F- Find a new family
A- Amazing
B- Great
C- Fine
D- Not So Good or Below Average
F- Bad
Asian Kids:
A- Average
B- Below Average or Bad
C- Can’t Have Dinner
D- Don’t come home
F- Find a new family
by Sportsexperter21 September 23, 2020
Get the Asian Grading Scale mug.The Kinsey scale attempts to measure sexual orientation, from 0 (exclusively heterosexual) to 6 (exclusively homosexual). It was first published in Sexual Behavior in the Human Male (1948) by Alfred Kinsey, Wardell Pomeroy and others, and was also prominent in the complementary work Sexual Behavior in the Human Female (1953).
Here's the scale:
0 Exclusively heterosexual
1 Predominantly heterosexual, only incidentally homosexual
2 Predominantly heterosexual, but more than incidentally homosexual
3 Equally heterosexual and homosexual
4 Predominantly homosexual, but more than incidentally heterosexual
5 Predominantly homosexual, only incidentally heterosexual
6 Exclusively homosexual
Here's the scale:
0 Exclusively heterosexual
1 Predominantly heterosexual, only incidentally homosexual
2 Predominantly heterosexual, but more than incidentally homosexual
3 Equally heterosexual and homosexual
4 Predominantly homosexual, but more than incidentally heterosexual
5 Predominantly homosexual, only incidentally heterosexual
6 Exclusively homosexual
Beth likes to have sex with men and women. I guess that would make her around a 3 on the Kinsey Scale?
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The 1 - 4 scale was devised by several brilliant minds who grew increasingly frustrated with the inherent subjectivity of rating women on a 1-10 scale of fuckability. Hence, the 1 - 4 scale was created to avoid the dubious, yet frequent dilemma of distinguishing between a "9" an 8.4" a "3.4" etc. The genius of the 1 -4 scale is that it employs a categorical, objective system generally agreed upon by most heterosexual males (and lipstick lesbians, not the butch ones).
Without further ado, here is the breakdown of categories:
A "1": This category is designated for females who you un-mistakenably, undoubtedly, and unabashedly would not have sex with, even in your most inebriated, depressed and lonely state. The "1" is generally characterized by the lethal combination of an ugly face, extreme obesity and very low self-confidence.
The "2":
This category is interesting because a lot more variables come into play here. The "2" is agreed upon to be generally unattractive however due to a variety of circumstances (i.e. shes a butter face, decent face with a fat body, or you have a fetish for 14 year old Malaysian prostitutes), you will have sex with her if you are drunk enough. The key here is that nobody finds out. You make sure you keep this one to yourself.
The "3":
Simultaneously the easiest, yet most problematic category to define. The "3", very broadly put, is a legitimately attractive female who you would unashamedly have sex with. The "3" is worthy of bragging rights, perhaps even girlfriend material, if you're a pussy like that. This is probably the best you're going to ever do.
the "4":
The "4" is distinct and should not be thrown around lightly. To put it in the words of one of the founding fathers of the 1-4 scale, "this girl is so hot, you would kill your own mother and piss on her grave just to smell this girl's shit." While killing is a little extreme (given the nature of our court system and their increasing willingness to play the "hard line" on parent killings), it puts into context the magnitude of what the "4" represents. This girl is so out of your league, you avoid eye contact at all costs. "4's" represent under 1% of the female population, and you most likely will never insert your penis in one.
Without further ado, here is the breakdown of categories:
A "1": This category is designated for females who you un-mistakenably, undoubtedly, and unabashedly would not have sex with, even in your most inebriated, depressed and lonely state. The "1" is generally characterized by the lethal combination of an ugly face, extreme obesity and very low self-confidence.
The "2":
This category is interesting because a lot more variables come into play here. The "2" is agreed upon to be generally unattractive however due to a variety of circumstances (i.e. shes a butter face, decent face with a fat body, or you have a fetish for 14 year old Malaysian prostitutes), you will have sex with her if you are drunk enough. The key here is that nobody finds out. You make sure you keep this one to yourself.
The "3":
Simultaneously the easiest, yet most problematic category to define. The "3", very broadly put, is a legitimately attractive female who you would unashamedly have sex with. The "3" is worthy of bragging rights, perhaps even girlfriend material, if you're a pussy like that. This is probably the best you're going to ever do.
the "4":
The "4" is distinct and should not be thrown around lightly. To put it in the words of one of the founding fathers of the 1-4 scale, "this girl is so hot, you would kill your own mother and piss on her grave just to smell this girl's shit." While killing is a little extreme (given the nature of our court system and their increasing willingness to play the "hard line" on parent killings), it puts into context the magnitude of what the "4" represents. This girl is so out of your league, you avoid eye contact at all costs. "4's" represent under 1% of the female population, and you most likely will never insert your penis in one.
Me: "Hey dude, how did last night go?"
Roommate: "Not bad, brought a girl home"
Me: "Nice. She a 3?"
Roommate: "No, i'd say like a 7/10"
Me: "Listen cock-smoker, the 1-10 scale is for fucking amateurs, what is she on the 1 - 4 scale we discussed?"
Roommate: "Oh..I'd say mid-to-high 2ish"
Me: "werd"
Roommate: "Not bad, brought a girl home"
Me: "Nice. She a 3?"
Roommate: "No, i'd say like a 7/10"
Me: "Listen cock-smoker, the 1-10 scale is for fucking amateurs, what is she on the 1 - 4 scale we discussed?"
Roommate: "Oh..I'd say mid-to-high 2ish"
Me: "werd"
by porneggs March 1, 2009
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by Ryry March 17, 2012
Get the T.M.I. Scale mug.1 – Beyond Ugly
2 – Ugly
3 – Near Ugly
4 – Below average
5 – Average: You’re friends wouldn’t be impress!
6 – Above Average/Cute: No major complaints.
7 – Very Attractive/Hot/Pretty or Handsom: Someone you’re proud to show off in public. He or She gets a lot of attention.
8 – “Beautiful” (man or woman)/All of a 7 and more: Brag about having.
9 – Drop-dead Gorgeous/Outrageously Beautiful/All of an 8 and more: minimal flaw that is over looked by most.
10 – close to “Perfect”/One in a million: This person has a very beautiful symmetrical face, excellent body with great proportion, dresses well, knows how to carry himself or herself...
2 – Ugly
3 – Near Ugly
4 – Below average
5 – Average: You’re friends wouldn’t be impress!
6 – Above Average/Cute: No major complaints.
7 – Very Attractive/Hot/Pretty or Handsom: Someone you’re proud to show off in public. He or She gets a lot of attention.
8 – “Beautiful” (man or woman)/All of a 7 and more: Brag about having.
9 – Drop-dead Gorgeous/Outrageously Beautiful/All of an 8 and more: minimal flaw that is over looked by most.
10 – close to “Perfect”/One in a million: This person has a very beautiful symmetrical face, excellent body with great proportion, dresses well, knows how to carry himself or herself...
by T247 December 10, 2010
Get the 1-10 Scale mug.The Remilia Scarlet Incident was a shocking event that transpired over the course of May 2020-December 2020, when the incident was discovered by independent investigators.
Description: The Remilia Scarlet incident was a dastardly event in which a young man from New South Wales, Australia, looked up Remilia Scarlet on danbooru, and proceeded to ejaculate his seed all over the room. It was considered a major containment breach by the Australian Federal Police, and as a result, 3 decontamination units were dispatched to the location in order to contain said incident. That is when things turned violent.
The young boy morphed into a sort of being, and proceeded to attack the 3 decontamination units of 4 men, killing 12 people marking one of the greatest catastrophes in AFP history. Fast forward to 5 months later, 3 independent researchers noticed a bookmark in this boy's tabs, and when questioned about them, the young boy self imploded and as a result, tumbled into a depressive state before being purified by the might of these brave 3 researchers.
Now, the young boy lives with the Post Traumatic Stress of his ejaculation addiction to anime girl of 2hou, Remilia Scarlet. He is outcasted amongst members of his society, and because of the 12 AFP Officers he gruesomely murdered, he will serve multiple life sentences in the near future.
Description: The Remilia Scarlet incident was a dastardly event in which a young man from New South Wales, Australia, looked up Remilia Scarlet on danbooru, and proceeded to ejaculate his seed all over the room. It was considered a major containment breach by the Australian Federal Police, and as a result, 3 decontamination units were dispatched to the location in order to contain said incident. That is when things turned violent.
The young boy morphed into a sort of being, and proceeded to attack the 3 decontamination units of 4 men, killing 12 people marking one of the greatest catastrophes in AFP history. Fast forward to 5 months later, 3 independent researchers noticed a bookmark in this boy's tabs, and when questioned about them, the young boy self imploded and as a result, tumbled into a depressive state before being purified by the might of these brave 3 researchers.
Now, the young boy lives with the Post Traumatic Stress of his ejaculation addiction to anime girl of 2hou, Remilia Scarlet. He is outcasted amongst members of his society, and because of the 12 AFP Officers he gruesomely murdered, he will serve multiple life sentences in the near future.
Zach: Hehe man look at me bro im gonna c00m to rem1l1@ sc@rl3t man hehehe
OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH IM C0000000MING
------ 3 days later -------
A young boy murdered 12 decontamination police units earlier today in order to protect his nut from being terminated, nut spilled over an anime girl. This incident will be known as the Remilia Scarlet Incident.
OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH IM C0000000MING
------ 3 days later -------
A young boy murdered 12 decontamination police units earlier today in order to protect his nut from being terminated, nut spilled over an anime girl. This incident will be known as the Remilia Scarlet Incident.
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