Sandwich Artist

An employee of the fast food chain Subway.

James: "You're a fast food worker, right?"

Francis: "I beg your pardon. I am a Sandwich Artist, if you don't mind."

by TheThankYouBin March 12, 2009

coyote sandwich

A sexual act where in a man shits in his partner's mouth and then fucks their mouth.

She's the type of freak who would pay for a coyote sandwich.

by Ed Fern January 31, 2008

marshmallow sandwich

When you nut on a shaggy bush, wait for the cum to dry and shave off the cougulated jizz bread. Chow down!

After I put a dent in her snapper I spunked all over that rightous bush. Grab the clippers it's only a matter of time before we have a tasty marshmallow sandwich!

by TNfiend March 28, 2022

Pizza Sandwich

When you get two slices of pizza and put them together, with the toppings in the centre.
The pizza dough acts as the bread, while the toppings act as the sandwich filling.

"Woah! That dude is eating a pizza sandwich!"

by Worst Governor Andrew Cuomo March 23, 2021

Salad Sandwich

Someone who is not that bright and lacks a lot mentally. Unsure of their surroundings anywhere they go and always ends up in a bin

Look at that guy with the tinfoil hat he's a right salad sandwich

by Crazysteve July 28, 2016

Sandwich Defense

Placing a sandwich or other piece of large food in one's mouth to block undesired advances by an interested guy or girl

He was coming at me with determination, so I used the sandwich defense to block his attempt to make out

by Hmmmmmmmmm12345 June 16, 2010

Cookie Sandwich

A mouthwatering chocolate desert hand crafted and designed by a very influential mind of our time. The desert consists of two soft cookies 'sandwiched' together around a decadent layer of French Vanilla ice cream. The desert embodies a sense of innovation and passion and is typically eaten by those with exquisite taste. Although many have considered even the the idea of the dessert to be horrific, it's creator insists that this is not the case.

Mmmm, this Cookie Sandwich is clearly far superior to many other common deserts including: Nutella on Pizza, and Strawberry Jam with Cheesecake.

by Lawrence Cookie Lover June 12, 2015