swingrich

A "swingrich" is a cpos/adulterer masquerading as a swinger/polyamorous person. As defined by Dan Savage and commenters of his Savage Love Blog (Jan 2012)

"I thought he was ethically non-monogamous but he was just a swingrich."

by kate&john February 6, 2012

Swinkin'

1. Any act directed toward one's significant other that exhibits self-destructive, emotionally abusive, or inconsistent behavior.
2. To blame those closest to you for issues you create in your head.
3. Displaying extreme acts of cowardice.
4. Projecting. See also psychological projection.

When your girlfriend moves across the country to be with you, but has to go "home" for a cardiology appointment, you have ample opportunity to "Swink" it. Also known as: ignoring her and letting her find you on several dating websites saying you're wealthy, single, and looking for a relationship. Luckily for you, she will be 1800 miles away and therefore incapable of doing anything about it. You will have zero consequences and can easily pretend she doesn't exist. Also known as: you are a spineless cheating bastard.

If the description above portrays you, you must be Swinkin' it..

by unanimous13 September 23, 2012

Swinscraper

When you pleasure a man so hard that you actually bruise your chin on his balls.

Scott bruised himself giving his lover a Swinscraper this morning. Now he must wear a creepy bandaid on his face.

by Brawnster March 18, 2014

Swinny

When your playing a game (mostly video games) and you should have lost the game or round, but something really lucky happened and you ended up winning.

Wow i cant believe that happened, what a swinny win.

by MadgeAttack January 19, 2018

Swinson

A deluded individual with a teneous grasp of reality.

Jo Swinson keeps thinking she will be prime minister, what a Swinson.

by Unforgiving Youth November 5, 2019

Prom Swinging

The act of two upperclassmen who are going to prom together double dating with an underclassmen couple so the underclassmen can go to prom together. Typically in this situation the upperclass girl writes the underclass guy off and the upperclass guy writes of the underclass girl. They still dance with their boyfriend/girlfriend through the duration of the dance.

bob: are you going to prom?
fred: yeah were prom swinging w/ my upperclassmen bro.

by coolhutch241910 January 17, 2011

Uncultured swine

A person who lives under a rock and Doesn’t know any thing.

Shut up you Uncultured swine

by Y’all April 30, 2019