slippery nig

A nig that is so slippery, he is deemed the name slippery nig for all eternity. When girls see you they will run, not positive the legend is true but not wanting to take any chances. You will find these so called slippery nigs around any ugly ass bitches with big ass foreheads, otherwise known as eggheads

"Did you see that nig?"
"That is the most slippery nig I've seen!"

by Iloveslipperynigs March 15, 2014

Slippery Bubba

Putting your entire scrotum sac inside a woman's asshole and then sticking your penis inside her vagina. Easiest way to accomplish is to have women put both legs over her head.

she like's when I double ram her with a "Slippery Bubba"

by BubbaOriely May 21, 2014

Stripper Lotion

Lotion, usually sold in bulk of 55 gallons or more to be installed in the preparation areas of mid to low class strip clubs. This lotion has a much higher concentration of perfume than standard lotion to mask the natural smell of the unwashed harlot and will also include glitter flakes which are invisible to all except a married woman. This glitter will glue itself to a man's beard because of sadness built into the lotion, making it impossible to remove.

John thought he was going to pull off a night at the strip club with friends but his wife busted him. She thought she noticed the smell of stripper lotion on him when he came home. It became all too obvious that he had come in contact with stripper lotion when she saw the faint pastel green fleck of stripper lotion glitter in his beard.

by stone definition August 6, 2014

Slippery Ogre

A sex move you pool on a fat chick, usually about 400-500 lb.

Dude I pulled a slippery ogre on that fat girl from the gas station last night. But she was so heavy I hurt my back.

by Dalergohst August 22, 2015

stripper eyes

When you get so drunk you go dead in the eyes. Just like a stripper.

Oh yeah. She's wasted. She's got stripper eyes.

by leztrampage August 22, 2016

Stripper dandruff

Hair and pieces of glitter that one unknowingly obtain whilst at a strip club.

Mrs. Badger filed for divorce after Mr. Badger brought home stripper dandruff and rumble strips.

by Horney badger January 2, 2017

Skipper’s Knuckle

When your ass is being fingered so vigorously and intensely by a partner with fat, sausage fingers that you burst a vessel/hemorrhoid.

I gave Roger a skipper’s knuckle last night.

by Eaton Holgoode April 19, 2018