Texas Steamboat

When you pry open the hole at the tip of the penis. Scoop the fluid out with a meth pipe and smoke it.

The wife is gonna pull a texas steamboat after dinner on Friday.

by Giggles the clown May 1, 2023

Louisiana Steamboat

The most dangerous kiss to ever give someone. Made famous by Smosh.

"No, not the Louisiana Steamboat, no! Oh… that feels kinda good!" - Stevie

by octacle August 21, 2024

Alaskan Steambag

To shut in a bag, lay it in your partners chest, then sitting on it until it explodes. Usually used in a sexual manner.

Jenny and I were feeling a little drowsy doing it last night so I decided to give her that Alaskan Steambag to rowdy things up a bit.

by SkibidiSigma445 September 22, 2024

Smithsonian Steamboat

Smithsonian Steamboat is a term used when an older lady smokes a cigar or vape with her vaginal canal then another person pulls the smoke out of her vagina with there mouths and blows it back into the older lady's mouth.

Crum: WHO WANTS A SMITHSONIAN STEAMBOAT

*The people at the retirment home look at him confused*

Crum then proceeds to give everyone a Smithsonian Steamboat

Everyone wins

by BlowMo2ndCusion December 11, 2024

Smithsonian Steamboat

Smithsonian Steamboat is a term used when an older lady smokes a cigar or vape with her vaginal canal then another person pulls the smoke out of her vagina with there mouths and blows it back into the older lady's mouth.

Crum: WHO WANTS A SMITHSONIAN STEAMBOAT

*The people at the retirment home look at him confused*

Crum then proceeds to give everyone a Smithsonian Steamboat

Everyone wins!

by BlowMo2ndCusion December 11, 2024

Philippino Steamboat

When you dunk your nuts in a glass of chocolate milk with a straw and someone blows bubbles into it while your nuts are in it.

Bro you gotta check out the glory hole on 47th street. They gave me the best philippino steamboat. Straight chocolate jacuzzi!

by Jared Subway March 3, 2026

Portland Steamboat

Inserting a candle (steamboat) into the anus and having vaginal sex, hence the "chugging".

Me and Jane did a Portland Steamboat last night, it was awesome.

Oh.

by Carl the Demi-God Wheezer November 2, 2025