A mustachio's special is when you are taking a shit and it gets badly tangled in your anal pubes. The pain and smell is so severe you have to get a friend to trim the affected area.
by SHENZILLA December 15, 2010
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"Dude did you guys see Nick last night, he totally had shit specs on when he was grinding on that whale!"
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by Alphabet Killer September 25, 2011
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Guy 1: Bro did you hear about Gus and Abbey?
Guy 2: You mean those two high-school sweethearts that got married after high school? They didn't get a serving of the Midwestern Special did they bro?
Guy 1: Bro they did.
Guy 2: That sucks to hear.
Guy 3: Smeh
Guy 2: You mean those two high-school sweethearts that got married after high school? They didn't get a serving of the Midwestern Special did they bro?
Guy 1: Bro they did.
Guy 2: That sucks to hear.
Guy 3: Smeh
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Seller’s ad: MECHANIC’S SPECIAL!!! 2020 Mustang for sale, engine and transmission are completely blown. The front end is missing due to a high speed collision. Owes $500 in tags and I lost the pink slip. Easy fix, great deal! $15,000 price is firm.
Seller’s ad: MECHANIC’S SPECIAL!!! 2020 Mustang for sale, engine and transmission are completely blown. The front end is missing due to a high speed collision. Owes $500 in tags and I lost the pink slip. Easy fix, great deal! $15,000 price is firm.
by SonicFlare January 9, 2022
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