After Brob was dumped by Luke, he couldn't help but give himself a soggy crumpet.
Jeff's nightly activities consist of pizza alone and a soggy crumpet before bed.
Jeff's nightly activities consist of pizza alone and a soggy crumpet before bed.
by Johnny Jerk Off December 15, 2014
Someone with no personality
by Toné hab March 03, 2017
an alleged game played by young men where the participants stand in a circle and masturbate and ejaculate on the cookie and the last one to ejaculate has to eat it
by The Return of Light Joker May 06, 2008
Usually played at a dance. Guys stand in a corner and place a cracker on the floor. They then proceed to
"ejaculate" all over it. The person to "ejaculate" the least on it has to eat it.
Girls usually played soggy fishstick.
Can be played with other objects.
"ejaculate" all over it. The person to "ejaculate" the least on it has to eat it.
Girls usually played soggy fishstick.
Can be played with other objects.
Person1: Awwh man last night we played soggy cracker and I ended up eating it
Person2: Thats nothing. My girlfriends and I played soggy fishstick and it ended up being waterlogged fishstick. I had to eat it.
Person2: Thats nothing. My girlfriends and I played soggy fishstick and it ended up being waterlogged fishstick. I had to eat it.
by Miss123 October 29, 2005
You know when you're eating a sandwich and the bread is soggy from tomatoes or whatever. That but with feelings.
by SoggyBreat November 05, 2019
A sexual act in which a man urinates down a rope that is hanging off the edge of a building directly over a woman's gaping mouth. The urine dribbles into her mouth and gives her much excitement! See also variants, 007 and Shaken Not Stirred.
by filthGuy42 March 03, 2010
by m.benny November 15, 2014