Soggy Hashbrown

A Soggy Hashbrown is when you get a small animal such as a Hamster or Gerbil, basically any animal small enough to fit in your anus. Then you gently push the animal into your anus, then wait about 5 minutes. When you pull it out it should be damp, with the fluids of your anus. This animal is now defined as a Soggy Hashbrown.

"So basically I got my hamster, named Ham Ham. And I crammed him into my ass. I waited until the squealing stopped. When I pulled him out, he was one hell of a soggy hashbrown."

by Mysterious Loaf November 28, 2016

Soggy lettuce

Someone with no personality

Omg mollie is such a soggy lettuce

by Toné hab March 3, 2017

soggy cookie

an alleged game played by young men where the participants stand in a circle and masturbate and ejaculate on the cookie and the last one to ejaculate has to eat it

Why would anyone with a sense of dignity play soggy cookie?

by The Return of Light Joker May 5, 2008

Soggy Cracker

Usually played at a dance. Guys stand in a corner and place a cracker on the floor. They then proceed to
"ejaculate" all over it. The person to "ejaculate" the least on it has to eat it.
Girls usually played soggy fishstick.
Can be played with other objects.

Person1: Awwh man last night we played soggy cracker and I ended up eating it
Person2: Thats nothing. My girlfriends and I played soggy fishstick and it ended up being waterlogged fishstick. I had to eat it.

by Miss123 October 29, 2005

Soggy Bread

You know when you're eating a sandwich and the bread is soggy from tomatoes or whatever. That but with feelings.

Uhhhhhh, I fell like soggy bread today.

by SoggyBreat November 5, 2019

soggy brosnan

A sexual act in which a man urinates down a rope that is hanging off the edge of a building directly over a woman's gaping mouth. The urine dribbles into her mouth and gives her much excitement! See also variants, 007 and Shaken Not Stirred.

Jack skipped school to give Samantha a soggy brosnan.

by filthGuy42 March 2, 2010

soggy taylor

(n.) Someone who exercises, doesn't shower/cleanse themselves, then has sex.

ie. I heard Deanna got a soggy Taylor last night.

by m.benny November 15, 2014