Smooshies

A randomm blonde dude... Who quite frankly (his name is Smooshie!!!) Is rather horny :P

Smooshies taste a bit of jizz....
Coz i jizzed in ma pants :P

by Bimbo Timbo September 5, 2009

smoosh

A slang word created by Vanessa and Virginia. No one else gets the definition and if they try to then they are just being lame.

smoosh you smooshhead!

by AlexWreck June 7, 2004

Smoosh

noun. A word that replaces any swear. adjective. a word that describes a gross object.

N) You smoosh. Go smoosh yourself adj) that good was so smoosh. Look zat the guys hair its so smoosh

by platypus_revenge May 30, 2009

Smooshy Face

A person, usually a male, who has a fresh shaven head resembling a squashed tomato. It is often hard to describe but obvious when seen, described only as being 'smooshy' and 'smooshy face' because for some reason the word face and not head comes to mind.
OR
A really short distance from the shaven scalp from a person's eyes a.k.a having a short forehead.

Chris! You got a new haircut! You're so smooshy! You have got a smooshy face!

by Smooshface June 1, 2009

smoosh

the act of two guy's fucking each other in the ass at the same time. very hard to do and only the well endowed can do it.

damn dude mike and adam asked me if i like to smoosh, after i told them yes they let me join in on the fun.

by bad andy hasselhoff June 20, 2006

SMDUSF

Suck my dick ur so funny! Instead of using lol, lmao, and all those other shits, use smdusf.

xocutiexo: that boy thot he could get w/ me! wtf?!
hotie123: naw!
hotie123: smdusf!!

by uknowiluvmom February 15, 2005

smoosh

(v.) The act of using the Camel product fresh snus before, during or after smoking marijuana. Commonly used by a select group of elitists known to many as "the foursome".

Hey Ryan, wanna smoosh?

Tell Allegra we're smooshing.

Renee, you're so sexy when you smoosh. <3

by hoegybear September 23, 2010