Slomber

Walking around aimlessly with no real desire. Usually during the morning after a night of heavy drinking.

Man: "Dude, you were so crazy last night! Loooool!"

Dude: "I know man, now I gotta slomber back over to my girlfriends house before she wakes up and realized she was sleeping with my sex doll and not me. I still feel drunk."

Man: "That sucks dude, god speed on getting back home."

Dude: "Yeah man. *buzz* I just got a text from my girlfriend...she wants to break up...and she's taking the doll..."

by Niffboy3 June 18, 2010

slumberjack

A girl who figuratively speaking is jacking you off all night but just wants to sleep over aka slumber.

The sorostitute slumberjacked me last night

by fatherfrat November 27, 2010

SlumberJacking

The act of dozing off while masturbating, or jerking off while asleep.

“My boyfriend’s great at slumberjacking, he really knows how to handle wood while he saws logs.”

by PostModernValkyrie June 4, 2018

slumberover

noun: an event invloving two (only two) friends who sleep over at either friend's house.

verb: the act of two friends sleeping over.

A slumberover is restricted to 2 people. This is not to be confused with a "slumberparty" which involves 3 people or more.

Also slumberover is not to be confused with a sleepover. Sleepovers are not associated with fun. For instance, a person might sleepover alone at a hotel. That's no fun.

"Let's stay up late and gossip about people."
"You mean like a slumberparty?"
"No, stupid. Parties require 3 or more people. Since its just us two its gonna be a slumberover."

by skardi February 17, 2009

shlumberjacked

When a guy dresses his penis in a lumber jack outfit and has sexual intercourse with with a women outdoors.

I shlumberjacked my wife last night, and it was awesome.

by a$o February 23, 2017

slumper

a really really really ugly girl that causes ur dick to slump

this is the uglyest slumper i every fucked

by ben dover October 3, 2004

slumberbs

Bedroom community suburbs:

Morphology:

slumber + suburbs

Differentiated from slumburbs, which are the low-rent, white-trash suburbs:

slum + suburbs

Many of the commuters who work in Boston live in the slumberbs and slumburbs along Routes 495 and 128.

by amlash September 15, 2007