Sleepy Coon

See also Whorey
An alias of Whorey

"God, Whorey is such a fucking horrible person"

by Jonathan Blue August 2, 2004

Sleepy Fat

When you wake up, usually after travelling in a vehicle for an extended ammount of time with a rock hard member desperately searching for someone to touch it. Not to be confused with the travel fat where the person is fully awake during the fatting up.

Man I wish I wish had a crowbar to smash this muthafucken sleepy fat down!

Honey can you just touch it for a bit? I could could break a window with this!

(In a Taxi) Mahammed, can you tap my rock hard sleepy fat?

by Mr Tockley October 23, 2006

lord sleepy

the realist man with the realist attributes. Lord Sleepy is one of a kind and is super smart, funny and outgoing. a man with a dream, Lord Sleepy is not afraid to do what it takes to ensure that his dreams eventually become a reality. Sleepy is usually a straightforward person who is not afraid to tell you about yourself.

Guy 1: Man Im hungry , I want to buy 10 big macs !
Sleepy: You know you're broke and can only afford 1 junior chicken and small fries.

Guy 1: Damn, I've been Lord Sleepy'd

by Lord Sleepy April 12, 2017

Sleepy Tards

That feeling you get from lack of sleep for an extended period of time, that makes everything you say stupid and everything you hear hilarious.

"I've been up for 24 hours and I think the sleepy tards are setting in, because my brain isn't functioning properly."

by jdwiggs July 3, 2014

Sleepy Tit

A way of saying good bye to someone, rather than saying Sleep tite.

"Sleepy tit John Boy"

by Cronis Lee November 13, 2009

Sleepy peepee

When you cannot get it up despite all efforts.

"Wow did you hear, nathan had a sleepy peepee when with that one girl?"
"Really, that sucks."

by senor pockitz August 24, 2009

sleepy head

when a girl is laying down or sleeping on your lap it is called sleepy head

Dude look at that guy he's getting sleepy head from that chick

by Sawman April 12, 2007