Seicure

A shakey thing on the ground.

When a chair was thron on the set of K-Today, the host had a seicure.

by "K" January 13, 2004

Sneizures

Chronic condition of repeated sneezing tantrums often exacerbated when going from dark to light areas or generally being oversensitive to anything sneezing related.

I would buy my girlfriend flowers but she is allergic to everything and it gives her Sneizures.

by duitbrains June 12, 2014

seizurmatic

When you have seizure like activity but it’s not a seizure and the doctors don’t know what to tell you!

1:did you see Carl have that seizure like episode today?

2:oh yeah that’s just Carl being seizurmatic

by An I oop 123 sksksksk turtals June 24, 2022

sezureies

When your having a Seizure while typing out Seizures

"am having a sezureies?" - person having a Seizure

by UndeadDuncan June 30, 2022

seizurish

when the lights are flicking a bit too fast it becomes a bit seizurish

mums christmas lights were flashing so fast it was very seizurish

by zb December 23, 2025

Sleizure

When a person or animal has a seizure in their sleep.

Sarah went to the hospital because she had a sleizure.

by NewlyInventedWords January 14, 2026

Julius siezure

What really did him in. His political-cabinet buddies never laid a hand on him --- ol' Willie got it all wrong when he wrote the famous play.

Mr. Dithers' full name is "Julius Caesar Dithers", but as hot-headed as he often is, he should be named "Julius Siezure", since that's precisely what he's eventually gonna suffer if he doesn't do sumpin' 'bout dat explosive temper of his.

by QuacksO June 14, 2017