sezureies 

When your having a Seizure while typing out Seizures

"am having a sezureies?" - person having a Seizure

sezureies by UndeadDuncan June 30, 2022

periodic seizureistic 

A male period.

It is John's time of the month, he is having a 'periodic seizureistic'.

periodic seizureistic by King_Taco February 14, 2009