Bloom scrolling

When you are reading stories or looking at memes that are genuinely positive. The opposite of doom scrolling.

I spend 30 minutes a day bloom scrolling to remember there's still good in the world.

by Anonymous Sunflower September 12, 2025

Scrolling

The act of rolling a ten strip of blotter LSD into a cylindrical tube, inserting it into your urethra, and proceeding to have unprotected intercourse with your female partner; Resulting in the conception of the ultimate psychonaut offspring, in addition to a extremely intense psychedelic experience for both intimate partners.

Did you hear that Jimmy was scrolling during the Tipper Sunrise set?

by Prolapse Mafia September 23, 2025

Boom scrolling

Avoiding doom of social media & news outlets and diving into God’s word — aka BOOM scrolling 🔥🔥🔥

Damn son, he BOOM scrolling the word of God & it’s giving him life

by BatmanDadadada September 19, 2020

scrolling

What my Mum does all day on the couch, using Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, and every type of online platform the possibly is.

"Mum! Stop scrolling! Can we have dinner now??"

by Jupiter82 September 9, 2020

Black berry with a side scroll

Sell that mf to any rapper I know

Drake wants to Black berry with a side scroll

by Anonymous annoymous 12345 June 18, 2025

Goon Scrolling

Gooning whilst scrolling on P-Hub shorts

Can't believe Timmy was goon scrolling in Samas class

by Goon Scroller August 20, 2025

Bowl Scroll Leg

The toe tingle felt after an excessive amount of bowl scrolling.

I could barely stand to wipe once the Bowl Scroll Leg kicked in.

by jedwardy November 23, 2022