Sandyston

A small town in Sussex County, NJ that consists of tobacco, cows, and grass. An estimated 13.6 people live in Sandyston. For every person that lives in Sandyston there are 78 farm animals. Although many people from Sussex County think they live in "the country" they are fucking stupid. Sandyston could be considered "country" but isn't truly. It's too small. Fuck my dog. Some residents of Sandyston like to refer to it as "S-Town". It's "ton" not "town" you fucking cock goblins. Surrounding township citizens and many students from KRHS like to pick fun at the citizens of Sandyston because they live in the middle of fucking nowhere and have tiny penises. We don't have tiny penises. Our penises are of adequate size. Even the chicks'. Well I guess that's it. I guess I'll make like a tree and get the fuck out of here.

Genitalia "LOL, those kids are from Sandyston"
Kids from Sandyston "You think I have a tiny penis?"

by mynameisn'tmatt August 6, 2011

Sanduskied

To get flogged, fondled, or raped in the shower.

This is a term that came to be after Jerry Sandusky, former Penn State Defensive Coordinator was arrested on suspicion of child molesting.

After the game the boy went into the shower and hoped he wouldn't get sanduskied.

by NOLA Joe November 13, 2011

Dirty Santos

The act of interrupting someone's yawn by sticking your finger in their mouth just as they start to yawn.

Jane was yawning and Derrick dirty santos'ed her, now she wants to yawn but can't!

by happybirthdayd January 2, 2011

sandshoe hairy muff

A more interesting way of saying, "Thank you very much". Quite a popular phrase in Queensland, Australia.

"Can I use your toilet?"
"Sure!"
"Sandshoe hairy muff!"

by nayfie March 13, 2003

Sandusky Skin Slap

When you come out on the wrong end of a deal or situation. A situation that is definitely not in your favor. Kind of like having an old man molest you in the shower.

Man I just got a letter from the IRS. Dude! they totally hit me with the Sandusky Skin Slap!! cornholed

by Wavyone January 24, 2012

sandstorm

orgasm. sandstorm derives from darude's sandstorm which has given many young people pleasure since it's explosive release.

last night when david hasselhoff gave me a sandstorm i felt it all the way in my in my tibia!

by sandstormlovinvalerie March 13, 2005

Alabama Sandstorm

When getting head on the beach give the girl a facial, and while her face is covered in you jiz throw sand on her face and run away as fast as you can

like oh may god i thought i was on a romantic date on the beach but i just got alabama sandstormed!

by Matt Sydney November 12, 2008