When the fat guy in the hot tub lets his mid section rise to the surface and creates"Balls Island" He then pulls his scrotum vertically,thus creating a "Full Sail"
On a cold winter night in an outdoor hot tub at the Las Vagus Holiday Inn.Hendrix and his quarter ton comrades were concerned about the direction of the frigid desert air that was blowing across their tub.Hendrix,being the only one who finished high school,but was in the Navy for a short time before being dishonorably discharged had an idea.Being the most resourceful fella in the bunch he gently lets his mid section float to the surface of the hot tub,creating "Balls Island" from which he is able to yank his large scrotum skyward creating a "Full Sail" which gathers wind that he can now confirm is coming from an easterly direction.
by Turd Blossum January 7, 2020
Get the Full sailmug. point of sale: in an establishment that sells goods or services, the location at which payment for goods is made.
sail: the power harnessed by a sail or sails, or the use of this power for travel or transport.
point of sail: the location at which a sail harnesses power.
sail: the power harnessed by a sail or sails, or the use of this power for travel or transport.
point of sail: the location at which a sail harnesses power.
by Pseudonymthewild@gmail.com February 9, 2013
Get the point of sailmug. When a man takes his erect penis and in a smooth "sailing" motion runs it along the butthole of a prone person.
The other day Kenny tied a little sail to his dick and went dirt sailing before throwing a piece of eight on her back!
by Habberstamp July 9, 2022
Get the Dirt sailingmug. Floor Sailing is the next submission to the Olympic Games Committee defined by the distance a person travels while tripping or slipping on a smooth, slick or slippery surface!
Dude if you had only practiced a little more you could have gotten a Gold Medal in “Floor Sailing“ for that record slide in class!!
by OneVisionVideo November 27, 2020
Get the Floor Sailingmug. Here's a sentence using "sail close to the wind":
The politician's campaign ads sailed close to the wind with their negative attacks on the opponent.
The politician's campaign ads sailed close to the wind with their negative attacks on the opponent.
by Arminkshipper July 25, 2024
Get the Sail close to the windmug. When a breeze kicks up and your umbrella becomes either uncontrollable, inverts itself in your hands, or flies from your grip.
Synonyms: urban kite, umbrella sail, umbrella kite
Synonyms: urban kite, umbrella sail, umbrella kite
"Umbrellas are a pain in the ass. Sure, they protect your head and shoulders from the rain, but the second the slightest breeze kicks up, you suddenly find yourself the unwitting mast for an urban sail that, best case scenario, inverts itself in your hands, and worst case scenario, flies from your grip, whips down the street and spears the Pope in the neck." - Tracy V.
Source: Cracked.com, Tracy V. (Invictus99)
Source: Cracked.com, Tracy V. (Invictus99)
by notfeelingcreative June 4, 2014
Get the Urban Sailmug. saile or elias backwards means a friend who is always capable to make you smile. he is attentive and sweet and appears so physically as well ! he will listen to your yaps and remember small details that you yourself probably dont recall saying. he is amazing all the way and the textbook definition of kindness. (he can also be blunt and will stand up for his friends if ever needed. just an overall awesome unit of a guy)
by nyoombabie December 30, 2023
Get the sailemug.