randy (random)

A player in Minecraft that is extremely bad and eZ. NOT a person's name.

Person 1: This guy is such a randy (random).

Person 2: Yeah, he's getting wrecked.

by Peu October 20, 2013

randyhate

1. to dislike intensely or passionately beyond reason; feel extreme aversion for or extreme hostility toward something that is really just a little annoying to most people: to randyhate PDF menus; to randyhate hipster music.
2. to be unwilling; dislike common things: I randyhate to wear shorts.
–verb (used without object)
3. to feel intense dislike that others might be dismayed by, or extreme aversion or hostility to all things non-plaid.
–noun
4. intense dislike; extreme aversion or hostility.
5. the object of extreme aversion or hostility, with the desire to destroy.
Origin: bef. 2003; ME randyhat(i)en, OE randyhatian (v.); c. D randyhaten, ON randyhata, Goth randyhatan, G randyhassen

—Related forms
randyhater, noun

—Synonyms 1. none, I randyhate synonyms. Thesauruses are for stupid, lazy people who can't think of the proper word on their own. All thesauruses should be confiscated and burned in a public display of just how stupid they are, and their owners should be beaten. A boosh-bah-gooshgah. {two thumbs down}
—Antonyms 1. picklelove.

I randyhate butterflies.

by dwarbi April 12, 2008

randy bum-gardener

going up behind someone who is in the act of gardening and screwing them unawares up the ass
HIGH FIVE

gardener: 'sorry i cant sit down tonight my ass kills from that unexpected bum-gardener from Randy'

randy bum-gardener: 'He he he'

by Big Dave and H-dogg January 8, 2010

Randy Shower Curtain

Something/one that clings to you really closely and in an uncomfortable way.

"I was at the Disco (!) and this Swamp Donkey made a move on me. She clung to me like a Randy Shower Curtain."

by quotemonkey July 17, 2009

Randyosis

noun
1. Sexual obsessive or fascination with dead animals, roadkill, in particular.
2. Strong feelings of resentment characterized by thievery, violence, or random destruction. Can be caused by inebriation.

Acts of randyosis include:
1. Having the urge to stop a moving car to inspect road kill on the side of the road.
2. Leaving a party and randomly breaking a picture frame.

by gunit31 March 6, 2010

randy chester

English slang for a man or woman who derives sexual pleasure from showing off his/her chest in public.

A: Every time we go to the bar, Elizabeth drinks too much and flashes everyone. It's great!
B: That's because she's a randy chester.

by PHubbard March 11, 2014

randy rototiller

That sexual position your significant other always wanted to try that looks like it requires a yoga master to even hope to achieve penetration. Named after farm equipment, which is the least yoga-like and sexy thing ever.

Sexual position formerly known as the plow.

"Dude, how did you break your dick?"
"She wanted to try the randy rototiller, man. I couldn't say no."

by Southern Sugar November 10, 2014