blunt route

when you drive around town smokin blunts

hannah: hey, you wanna do a blunt route?
mia: hell yes, lets get subway while were driving.

by MILFMONEY$$ June 16, 2022

Sshwendy route

moving from a higher to a lower level, typically rapidly and without control.

Bro just did a sshwendy route

by Mogi badogi January 29, 2022

run my route

A phrase you use when you are correct and someone proceeds to tell you otherwise. To make someone see you are correct

You don't believe me? Run my route!

by Pimpcessdee May 11, 2017

5 Hour Route

A tiny route a lazy ass mailman who has been at post office for 25 years stretches out to an 8 hour job.

That's only a 5 Hour Route so why do you need overtime.

by BigThingMailman June 10, 2016

Ethnic Qarsherskiyan Trade Routes

The Ethnic Qarsherskiyan Trade Routes are a large network of trails suited for walking and biking and even horseback riding and canoeing on some parts. They connect Ethnic Qarsherskiyan communities on the Virginia Peninsula to the outside world, historically speaking, and have been around for hundreds of years, possibly dating back to the early 1600s. The Ethnic Qarsherskiyan Trade Routes mostly run through forests, marshes, and Bald Cypress swamps, connecting the cities of Newport News, Yorktown, and Williamsburg without touching any major roadways or neighborhoods. There is even a tunnel under Denbigh Boulevard called the AL-Qarsherskiyy Tunnel which allows people to walk across Denbigh without getting ran over. The trails and paths extend to Lake Erie and even down to Cape Hatteras in the North Carolina Outerbanks, meandering through Appalachia. The FBI and other organizations have trouble monitoring the trails and keeping track of the underground movement of spices, herbs, and other products from the Ethnic Qarsherskiyan community, which they trade with the outside world using a battering system or using the US dollar. Its been suspecting that drugs have been smuggled along these routes, mainly Afghan Opium and Marijuana varieties and a plant from Yemen called Qhat, but such claims are unfounded and aren't substantiated.

The Ethnic Qarsherskiyan Trade Routes manage to sneak right passed the Huntington Pointe Neighborhood in Newport News, Virginia and they even have a tunnel under Denbigh Boulevard.

by Son of Ogun December 4, 2024

dummy routes

like when you run hella fast either from someone or just for the heck of it

zammmmmm the cop was chasing me and I HIT DUMMY ROUTES!!

by chocolate chunky June 21, 2017

Backflip Route

When you're stuck in Eastern Europe and can't get a flight back to the states because of a volcano in Iceland. Check for a route that goes East instead of West. That would be your backflip route!

A dude calls me and tells me that he's stuck in Rome because all flights have been canceled to the west because of a stupid volcano in Iceland that no one knows how to pronounce.

I says, "Dude, check your backflip route! Check out a way to get through Bangkok, Singapore or Seoul.

by BluesBrian April 18, 2010