rookie mistake

Leaving your facebook account up, allowing any intruder to access your profile. This status usually includes some falsely incriminating statement about the victim.

Why does my status say '@Greg has a small penis?!'"-- "Ooooh.. sorry. Looks like you left your profile up. Rookie mistake.

by cusebofo October 21, 2010

Roofied

To get unknowingly raped on a test. When initially after taking a test you feel very good about it, only to find out when you receive your results you did very poorly. Derived from the fact that after ingesting the drug Flunitrazepam(roofie), you can get raped and not even know it.

Johnny left the exam room feeling as if he aced the multiple choice section and wrote an amazing essay. Little did he know that he actually got roofied by the test, and will receive a score of 47%.

by jecksta October 14, 2014

roofies

a drug usually slipped in drinks at parties, called the "date-rape drug" because it makes u all fucked up so the dude that slipped it in can rape u n shit

"I slipped a roofie in that bitch's drink and fucked her all night long"

by blah October 27, 2004

rooties

100% pure sex

that guy 'rooties' is one sexy bitch

by Anonymous July 14, 2003

Rookied

when oneself ejaculates involentry onto another persons knee-cap.

often dissapointing for the unsusspecting person on both sides.

"hey man!!! you rookied on my knee!"

by evilshizzz March 16, 2009

Homemade Roofies

n. any type of blunt object that can knock a person unconscious and can be found around the house

v. (Homemade Roofie, Homemade Roofie-ing, Homemade Roofied) the act of using any blunt object to knock a person unconscious

"I am finally having Sally over tonight. If things don't go according to plan, this frying pan or two by four will make for a couple of good Homemade Roofies."

Sally to friend: "And when I told him I didn't want to sleep with him he tried to Homemade Roofie me."

by PhineasGage04 April 28, 2010

roofie rampent

when one goes on an insane pill popping mission. the objective: to slip as many roofies (rohypnol pills aka date rape drug) in one glass as possible. Once done, get busy with heaps of fucked up people who are either dead or KO'd from your pill popping ways. it is expected that said pill popper will also engage in absurd and dim witted acts, imlying that they clearly need a sedative of their own.

My chip was roofie rampent and ended up stealing my cucumber and fucking 10 dead people... its wasnt cool, nor was it aloud, THEY WERE MY ROOFIES!

by nim cha la nim May 22, 2008