Also known as Sussy Bala, is the hottest person you'll find. He's as Chad as it gets, he pulls all the girls and guys. If this man even utters a word to your crush its simply over, you can't win. He also likes to make scree sounds (its like his mating call or wtvr, its very effective too).
Girl 1: Wait omg who is that cute boy, I wanna ask him out so bad
Girl 2: GIRLLLL, how do you not know that's Sussy bala right there, let's go say hi!
Sussy Bala(bala rohan): Hello
Girls: *Feint*
Sussy Bala: I just have that affect on people yk
Girl 2: GIRLLLL, how do you not know that's Sussy bala right there, let's go say hi!
Sussy Bala(bala rohan): Hello
Girls: *Feint*
Sussy Bala: I just have that affect on people yk
by HiThereHaider September 30, 2021
Get the bala rohan mug.The Rohan Theory is something that has been growing on this website for a time unprecedented. When it comes to searching Rohan on the Urban dictionary, the result will only one of two things, people who hate Rohans, or people who have a crush on them. mostly the latter.
Are some people jealous of what it means to be a true Rohan? or are there truly some dastardly Rohans out there. I can't say I know as I've never met a bad Rohan.
Any proof of a "dastardly Rohan" is to be provided to your local county sheriff for further insight into the phenomenon, For one bad Rohan can taint the reputation of all Rohans.
Are some people jealous of what it means to be a true Rohan? or are there truly some dastardly Rohans out there. I can't say I know as I've never met a bad Rohan.
Any proof of a "dastardly Rohan" is to be provided to your local county sheriff for further insight into the phenomenon, For one bad Rohan can taint the reputation of all Rohans.
Subject 1: I've dedicated the last 3 years of my life exploring and studying The Rohan Theory to find out once and for all why there is no middle ground when they are addressed.
Subject 2: Middle ground?
Subject 1: People either love Rohans, or hate them, there's never an in-between, its positively Baffling.
Subject 2: What's Baffling is your inability to pull bitches, get a life, bro.
Subject 2: Middle ground?
Subject 1: People either love Rohans, or hate them, there's never an in-between, its positively Baffling.
Subject 2: What's Baffling is your inability to pull bitches, get a life, bro.
by swag be my balls January 2, 2023
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An expression used to describe when your life is in turmoil due to self inflicted damage, but your having great fun
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assigned to the friend in the circle who keeps dropping and/ or letting the joint go out, as coined by Rohan in 2006 thanks to his tireless efforts in dropping it into puddles of water, snow, and generally taking his time.
assigned to the friend in the circle who keeps dropping and/ or letting the joint go out, as coined by Rohan in 2006 thanks to his tireless efforts in dropping it into puddles of water, snow, and generally taking his time.
"ROHAN" exclamation when someone has dropped the joint, intended as an insult
"He pulled a Rohan last night" when describing someone who spent most of the night picking up his dropped joints
"He pulled a Rohan last night" when describing someone who spent most of the night picking up his dropped joints
by Mountie97 December 24, 2008
Get the Rohan mug.A disorder in the left side of the brain causing you to have nervous meltdowns every few seconds, mood swings, the ability to totally piss your mom off, and laugh like a freaking hyena. Oh and this makes other people want to kill you.
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